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What do you call a brunett standing between two blonds?






An interpretor.

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I hope you're better at your day job. This comiedien malarky isn't for eveeryone.

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A man was sitting down at a bar while watching a rerun of last years Super Bowl. Sitting next to him was a rather affluent and attractive blond. Knowing that the next play would be an interception and that the opposite team would then run the play back for a touchdown, the man asked the blond if she would like to make a friendly wager that the defense would score on the next play. The blond then agreed as she later watched the defense ran back the interception for a score. However, she began to sob uncontrollably and the man began to feel bad about his deceptive tactics. He then turned to her and asked for her forgiveness because he knew all along what the result of the play was going to be because it was a rerun of last years Super Bowl. The blond responded by saying, "I know, I watched it too. I just can't imagine it happening a second time though".

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Originally posted by yo its me
I hope you're better at your day job. This comiedien malarky isn't for eveeryone.
:'(

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Originally posted by whodey
What do you call a brunett standing between two blonds?






An interpretor.
When making fun of "dumb" people, it's best to check your spelling.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
When making fun of "dumb" people, it's best to check your spelling.
...and with that, Thread Closed!

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Ha Ha, NOW TELL THE ONE THATS FUNNY!

My gf happens to be blonde so I find none of these funny, I find them insulting.

And you not being able to spell "blonde" yourself, makes you look pretty stupid.

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Originally posted by Rapidfyre
My gf happens to be blonde...
That's gotta be the best "dumb blonde" joke of them all.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
That's gotta be the best "dumb blonde" joke of them all.
Jealousy, ha, you just wish your wife was half as beautiful

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Originally posted by rbmorris
When making fun of "dumb" people, it's best to check your spelling.
I can't help it I'm blond. In fact, I am beginning to feel a little insulted by all these jokes.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
When making fun of "dumb" people, it's best to check your spelling.
Both spellings, blond and blonde, are correct.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Both spellings, blond and blonde, are correct.
However, "brunett" and "interpretor" are still incorrect.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
However, "brunett" and "interpretor" are still incorrect.
Blond/blonde seemed to be the main target. Originally, blond referred to men and blonde to women, but the distinction has been erased by progress.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Blond/blonde seemed to be the main target.
Sorry Kreskin, they weren't. 😉

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