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Why does an elephant have four feet?

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Originally posted by ianpickering
Why does an elephant have four feet?

.... four feet of what ?

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Originally posted by ivanhoe

.... four feet of what ?
Hmmm...do you think?...nahπŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by ianpickering
Why does an elephant have four feet?
because Order Proboscidea hasn't gone metric yet
well i guess it really doesn't meter

in friendship,
prad

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you lot are all rude,
the real reason is that three feet simultaneously on the ground gives a stable base from which to move the fourth.

you should all be moderated out.

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Originally posted by flexmore
you lot are all rude,
the real reason is that three feet simultaneously on the ground gives a stable base from which to move the fourth.

you should all be moderated out.
Are you saying that an elephant never moves two feet at the same time?

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it may or may not be true, but at least it is not rude

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Originally posted by flexmore
it may or may not be true, but at least it is not rude
So I guess you don't know the answer to this riddle.

P-

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I don't understand. What's rude about the length of an elephant's trunk?...oh, I see.

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Question : Why does an elephant have 4 feet?

Answer : Because it would look stupid with 4 inches

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Originally posted by ianpickering
Question : Why does an elephant have 4 feet?

Answer : Because it would look stupid with 4 inches
you see!!!!

i knew it was a metric issue all along!!

in friendship,
prad

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Originally posted by ianpickering
Question : Why does an elephant have 4 feet?

Answer : Because it would look stupid with 4 inches
I knew it, I knew it .... and we would look rather stupid with 4 feet .... ..... what ? ........ all right, all right.

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So that when they paint their toe-nails, it makes it easier to hide in the strawberry patch?

Or... It makes hiding in apple trees easier?

Or... It cuts down on the number of slow natives that one must navigated around?

Or... If they had only three, they would only be able to waltz and Disney couldn't have made phantasia?

Good Question. Difficult to know.

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Oh boy, a argument about the size of an elephants trunk, this should be interesting...πŸ™‚