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  1. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    10 Jan '13 04:51
    Every time I go to the gym the elliptical a call to me. "Don't worry." They say. "This time will be different. We'll be gentle." It always seems such a good idea. Low impact, hot sweaty chicks, upper body workout, almost like floating through a workout." But, no, every time is a god damn calamity. A while ago I waved at a friend, slipped off and pummelled myself in the nuts (this has actually happened several times). I always retreat to the picks or the track with a lower chance of maiming my groin. Well f me if today didn't seem like an elliptical kind of day. Sufficient it to say that after a good start I dropped my iPod and crushed it under the cycling elliptical wheels of doom.
  2. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    10 Jan '13 05:04
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate

    Every time I go to the gym the elliptical a call to me. "Don't worry." They say. "This time will be different. We'll be gentle." It always seems such a good idea. Low impact, hot sweaty chicks, upper body workout, almost like floating through a workout." But, no, every time is a god damn calamity. A while ago I waved at a friend, slipped off ...[text shortened]... good start I dropped my iPod and crushed it under the cycling elliptical wheels of doom.
    Ouch!
  3. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    10 Jan '13 05:471 edit
    I possess a device, in my pocket, that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man.

    I use it to look at pictures of cats and get in arguments with strangers.
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    10 Jan '13 20:34
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Every time I go to the gym the elliptical a call to me. "Don't worry." They say. "This time will be different. We'll be gentle." It always seems such a good idea. Low impact, hot sweaty chicks, upper body workout, almost like floating through a workout." But, no, every time is a god damn calamity. A while ago I waved at a friend, slipped off a ...[text shortened]... good start I dropped my iPod and crushed it under the cycling elliptical wheels of doom.
    That is funny as hell, if only it were true! 😛
  5. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    10 Jan '13 20:34
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis

    I use it to look at pictures of cats and get in arguments with strangers.
    I still do! 😉 😛
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    11 Jan '13 11:55
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    I possess a device, in my pocket, that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man.

    I use it to look at pictures of cats and get in arguments with strangers.
    Mjau
  7. SubscriberSuzianne
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    11 Jan '13 22:16
    Originally posted by Very Rusty
    That is funny as hell, if only it were true! 😛
    Can't you take anyone's word for anything, you loudmouthed child?
  8. SubscriberSuzianne
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    11 Jan '13 22:17
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Every time I go to the gym the elliptical a call to me. "Don't worry." They say. "This time will be different. We'll be gentle." It always seems such a good idea. Low impact, hot sweaty chicks, upper body workout, almost like floating through a workout." But, no, every time is a god damn calamity. A while ago I waved at a friend, slipped off a ...[text shortened]... good start I dropped my iPod and crushed it under the cycling elliptical wheels of doom.
    I would pay to see this on an IMAX screen. 🙂
  9. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    12 Jan '13 02:312 edits
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Can't you take anyone's word for anything?
    Fixed! 😛 😉 😉

    He is a perpetual story teller, my daughter!

    Of course you could be his female version only not as sharp. 😛 😉

    Do you get the toilet tissue for him? Just wondering! 😉
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    12 Jan '13 03:35
    Originally posted by Very Rusty
    Fixed! 😛 😉 😉

    He is a perpetual story teller, my daughter!

    Of course you could be his female version only not as sharp. 😛 😉

    Do you get the toilet tissue for him? Just wondering! 😉
    I'm ashamed to be a fellow Canadian.😳
  11. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    12 Jan '13 04:53
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    I'm ashamed to be a fellow Canadian.😳
    The guys a garbage man from Nova Scotia, it's not like you can expect much.
  12. SubscriberKewpie
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    12 Jan '13 05:31
    What's wrong with Nova Scotia? Apart from the obvious.
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    12 Jan '13 05:54
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Every time I go to the gym the elliptical a call to me. "Don't worry." They say. "This time will be different. We'll be gentle." It always seems such a good idea. Low impact, hot sweaty chicks, upper body workout, almost like floating through a workout." But, no, every time is a god damn calamity. A while ago I waved at a friend, slipped off a ...[text shortened]... good start I dropped my iPod and crushed it under the cycling elliptical wheels of doom.
    God damn.

    When I get the inclination, I speed walk on a treadmill at a 10% incline. None of that running nonsense -- that ruins the knees.
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    12 Jan '13 05:57
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    What's wrong with Nova Scotia? Apart from the obvious.
    Nova Scotians walk like Welshmen. That's what's wrong.
  15. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    12 Jan '13 06:00
    Originally posted by Widdershins
    Nova Scotians walk like Welshmen. That's what's wrong.
    You're running backwards.
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