Every time I go to the gym the elliptical a call to me. "Don't worry." They say. "This time will be different. We'll be gentle." It always seems such a good idea. Low impact, hot sweaty chicks, upper body workout, almost like floating through a workout." But, no, every time is a god damn calamity. A while ago I waved at a friend, slipped off and pummelled myself in the nuts (this has actually happened several times). I always retreat to the picks or the track with a lower chance of maiming my groin. Well f me if today didn't seem like an elliptical kind of day. Sufficient it to say that after a good start I dropped my iPod and crushed it under the cycling elliptical wheels of doom.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateOuch!
Every time I go to the gym the elliptical a call to me. "Don't worry." They say. "This time will be different. We'll be gentle." It always seems such a good idea. Low impact, hot sweaty chicks, upper body workout, almost like floating through a workout." But, no, every time is a god damn calamity. A while ago I waved at a friend, slipped off ...[text shortened]... good start I dropped my iPod and crushed it under the cycling elliptical wheels of doom.
10 Jan 13
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThat is funny as hell, if only it were true! 😛
Every time I go to the gym the elliptical a call to me. "Don't worry." They say. "This time will be different. We'll be gentle." It always seems such a good idea. Low impact, hot sweaty chicks, upper body workout, almost like floating through a workout." But, no, every time is a god damn calamity. A while ago I waved at a friend, slipped off a ...[text shortened]... good start I dropped my iPod and crushed it under the cycling elliptical wheels of doom.
11 Jan 13
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI would pay to see this on an IMAX screen. 🙂
Every time I go to the gym the elliptical a call to me. "Don't worry." They say. "This time will be different. We'll be gentle." It always seems such a good idea. Low impact, hot sweaty chicks, upper body workout, almost like floating through a workout." But, no, every time is a god damn calamity. A while ago I waved at a friend, slipped off a ...[text shortened]... good start I dropped my iPod and crushed it under the cycling elliptical wheels of doom.
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12 Jan 13
Originally posted by Very RustyI'm ashamed to be a fellow Canadian.😳
Fixed! 😛 😉 😉
He is a perpetual story teller, my daughter!
Of course you could be his female version only not as sharp. 😛 😉
Do you get the toilet tissue for him? Just wondering! 😉
12 Jan 13
Originally posted by Hand of HecateGod damn.
Every time I go to the gym the elliptical a call to me. "Don't worry." They say. "This time will be different. We'll be gentle." It always seems such a good idea. Low impact, hot sweaty chicks, upper body workout, almost like floating through a workout." But, no, every time is a god damn calamity. A while ago I waved at a friend, slipped off a ...[text shortened]... good start I dropped my iPod and crushed it under the cycling elliptical wheels of doom.
When I get the inclination, I speed walk on a treadmill at a 10% incline. None of that running nonsense -- that ruins the knees.