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I am so god damned bored that I'm beginning to get an urge to chew my own lips off. Please, somebody, anybody, help.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I am so god damned bored that I'm beginning to get an urge to chew my own lips off. Please, somebody, anybody, help.
Hell is gone and heavens here
Theres nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
Im a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
Youre my rock of empathy, my dear

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Lifes too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettles on so dont be long
Mon cher

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phases yeah
Little bo peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet my dear

Your mind gets burned
With the habits youve learned
But were the generation thats got to be heard
Youre tired of your teachers and your schools a drag
Youre not going to end up like your mum and dad

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

He may be good he may be outta sight
But he cant be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on

Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on

Repeat

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Hell is gone and heavens here
Theres nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
Im a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
Youre my rock of empathy, my dear

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Lifes too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Se ...[text shortened]... e on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on

Repeat
You are a bad, bad man.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I am so god damned bored that I'm beginning to get an urge to chew my own lips off. Please, somebody, anybody, help.
oink

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Originally posted by Nordlys
oink
** BONK **

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Originally posted by Starrman
You are a bad, bad man.
I aim to please! 😛

You should count yourself lucky! The other option was Sleater-Kinney lyrics 😲

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Originally posted by Starrman
I am so god damned bored that I'm beginning to get an urge to chew my own lips off. Please, somebody, anybody, help.
With an IQ as high as yours ,how could you possibly be bored?

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Originally posted by boarman
With an IQ as high as yours ,how could you possibly be bored?
For exactly that reason; I have nothing to apply it to.

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Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

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Originally posted by Starrman
For exactly that reason; I have nothing to apply it to.
Very hard to believe.
Maybe you are not bored ,just boring.😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Noodles, will you marry me?

Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs.
Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose.

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Originally posted by boarman
Very hard to believe.
Maybe you are not bored ,just boring.😉
Bored of boaring.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Why not just drink or take some other illicit substance? A bit of ketamine mixed with some vodka has been known to cure boredom.
Alas, I am unable to lay my hands on such items at work.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Bored of boaring.
Didn't know you were a pig hunter.