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Originally posted by Starrman
Do you lotiate with conditioner before washing?
I doubt if it was nothing but a chickenpox lubricant..

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Originally posted by royalchicken
No. I enlotion.
Do you exlotion after washing?

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Originally posted by Peachy
I doubt if it was nothing but a chickenpox lubricant..
See Debates thread '5.5 Trillion Dollars'.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Sorry, I was too excited about the phrase 'soapy gurgles of pleasure' to maintain my grammatical standards. I'm also typing in a lying position, unusually.
I just thought I'd better correct it because otherwise it might have been modded.

The internet connection from the washing machine seems to work well.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Do you exlotion after washing?
In the Dyson, I terge, reterge, deterge and redeterge, in that order (tergidity often accompanies soapy gurgles of pleasure).

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Originally posted by royalchicken
In the Dyson, I terge, reterge, deterge and redeterge, in that order (tergidity often accompanies soapy gurgles of pleasure).
Terge and reterge!
Pent, repent, depent and redepent!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Terge and reterge!
Pent, repent, depent and redepent!
you're sooo alliterate

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
you're sooo alliterate
Assonant.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
you're sooo alliterate
No, that's something different.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Terge and reterge!
Pent, repent, depent and redepent!
Penance is needed after a spin cycle.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Penance is needed after a spin cycle.
Do you spin and respin? Or is it just a single cycle?

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Penance is needed after a spin cycle.
When will you start spinning and respinning? I can't wait...

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Originally posted by Starrman
Assonant.
i had to check dictionary.com to check that wasn't an insult 😕

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Originally posted by Starrman
Do you spin and respin? Or is it just a single cycle?
A single cycle and a resingle recycle.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
i had to check dictionary.com to check that wasn't an insult 😕
You are a complete dissonance!