Entertain me!

Originally posted by Nordlys
I meant the second, but it probably applies to the first one as well.

Alas, the marriage is doomed to fail before it has begun. Mind you, I dare say a failing marriage is far from boring.

Originally posted by Starrman
Alas, the marriage is doomed to fail before it has begun.

Why do you say that? :'( If it gets too bad, I could always give you some music therapy. For sex, I am afraid you'd have to ask someone else. I am sure all the other Gnipes would be happy to help you out there.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Why do you say that? :'( If it gets too bad, I could always give you some music therapy. For sex, I am afraid you'd have to ask someone else. I am sure all the other Gnipes would be happy to help you out there.

To be honest, that works for me. I'm physically attracted to stupid, sexually-prolific women, so I think there's a lot of scope for a relaxed attitude to sex.

Originally posted by Starrman
To be honest, that works for me. I'm physically attracted to stupid, sexually-prolific women, so I think there's a lot of scope for a relaxed attitude to sex.

Good. Maybe our marriage isn't doomed to fail after all. But if you think that's boring, we can always let it fail.

Originally posted by Starrman
To be honest, that works for me. I'm physically attracted to stupid, sexually-prolific women, so I think there's a lot of scope for a relaxed attitude to sex.

We've got mokko in the washing machine, and if you're into stupid sexually prolific women, Palynka's there too.

Originally posted by royalchicken
We've got mokko in the washing machine, and if you're into stupid sexually prolific women, Palynka's there too.

Why does it still look empty? Have you people become invisible?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Why does it still look empty? Have you people become invisible?

We're huddled in the bottom right getting wrinkly in the running colours. You'll see us when the spin cycle kicks in.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Good. Maybe our marriage isn't doomed to fail after all. But if you think that's boring, we can always let it fail.

I doubt it could be boring; if I can sleep around, but still have stimulating and cultured conversation, I'd be pretty damned entertained.

Originally posted by Starrman
I doubt it could be boring; if I can sleep around, but still have stimulating and cultured conversation, I'd be pretty damned entertained.

Good. And if we nevertheless get bored, we can watch Brother Whalechicken & Co spin in the washing machine. I love watching the spin cycle.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Good. And if we nevertheless get bored, we can watch Brother Whalechicken & Co spin in the washing machine. I love watching the spin cycle.

Do they have a 'delicates' setting? Much better to chill out ot after a hard day's work (Although admittedly this thread is clear evidence that I have no idea what a hard day's work really is...).

Originally posted by Nordlys
Good. And if we nevertheless get bored, we can watch Brother Whalechicken & Co spin in the washing machine. I love watching the spin cycle.

Spinning is only one aspect of getting wrinkly in the wash. The rest is far too delicate a subject for the general forae; soapy gurgles of pleasure will doubtless be modded in short order.

Originally posted by royalchicken
Spinning is only one aspect of getting wrinkly in the wash. The rest is far too delicate a subject for the general forae; soapy gurgles of pleasure will doubtless be modded in short order.

Do you lotiate with conditioner before washing?

Originally posted by royalchicken
Spinning is only one aspect of getting wrinkly in the wash. The rest is far too delicate a subject for the general forae; soapy gurgles of pleasure will doubtless be modded in short order.

fora

Originally posted by Starrman
Do you lotiate with conditioner before washing?

No. I enlotion.

Originally posted by Nordlys
fora

Sorry, I was too excited about the phrase 'soapy gurgles of pleasure' to maintain my grammatical standards. I'm also typing in a lying position, unusually.