1. Standard memberSeitse
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    10 Dec '14 01:42
    Why do they make such a perfect topic of conversation?

    Discuss.
  2. Subscribercoquette
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    10 Dec '14 01:52
    tsk tsk
  3. Subscriberrookie54
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    10 Dec '14 02:38
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Why do they make such a perfect topic of conversation?

    Discuss.
    juvenile, tedious,
    toilet jokes...
    karma meets the comedian,
    and on his own fart, he chokes...
  4. SubscriberPonderable
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    10 Dec '14 10:43
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Why do they make such a perfect topic of conversation?

    Discuss.
    the appropriateness of those topics depend very much on the audience...

    In most circles the don't prevails.
  5. Standard memberSeitse
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    10 Dec '14 10:58
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    the appropriateness of those topics depend very much on the audience...

    In most circles the don't prevails.
    We disagree.

    The beauty of those topics is precisely in their universality.

    Whatever circle you may be thinking of, it 100% guaranteed
    indulges in the pleasure of those topics --perhaps not in
    your presence, though certainly it does.
  6. Standard memberCalJust
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    10 Dec '14 11:29
    Originally posted by Seitse
    We disagree.

    The beauty of those topics is precisely in their universality.
    Universally acceptable - if you are five to twelve years old.

    (No telling if you are??)
  7. Standard memberredbadger
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    10 Dec '14 13:15
    Originally posted by CalJust
    Universally acceptable - if you are five to twelve years old.

    (No telling if you are??)
    whoopy cushions, fake dog turds, smutty post cards, page 3 girls these are the things that put Great in GREAT BRITAIN.
  8. Standard memberSeitse
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    10 Dec '14 13:16
    Originally posted by CalJust
    Universally acceptable - if you are five to twelve years old.

    (No telling if you are??)
    Those who brush it aside as a matter for children, are precisely
    the ones trying to "catch" a fart inside their clenched fist to then
    release it close to the nose of their friend.

    Usually balding, potbellied men with children of their own.
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    11 Dec '14 23:162 edits

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  10. Subscriberhakima
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    12 Dec '14 01:36
    Originally posted by redbadger
    ... page 3 girls...
    Why aspire to page three when one can hope for a staple in one's belly button in the center-fold?
  11. Standard memberredbadger
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    12 Dec '14 10:08
    Originally posted by hakima
    Why aspire to page three when one can hope for a staple in one's belly button in the center-fold?
    cant afford porno mags.
  12. SubscriberPonderable
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    12 Dec '14 11:30
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Those who brush it aside as a matter for children, are precisely
    the ones trying to "catch" a fart inside their clenched fist to then
    release it close to the nose of their friend.

    Usually balding, potbellied men with children of their own.
    My children (sons) taught me that...🙁
  13. Standard memberlemon lime
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    13 Dec '14 03:42
    Originally posted by redbadger
    whoopy cushions, fake dog turds, smutty post cards, page 3 girls these are the things that put Great in GREAT BRITAIN.
    Great Britain gets credit for the whoopy cushion? No way...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whoopee_cushion
  14. SubscriberPonderable
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    04 Feb '15 11:01
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    After careful consideration I tend to disagree:

    Hirst is doing Art using dead things... at least farts and busps belong to the living 🙂
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    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    Not the Tracy Emin, then?
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