Facts about darvlay...

Ethnically challenged Canadian... brilliant multi-tasking slacker engineer... recently gone uber emo and frequently cries like a woman for no reason... may be manic depressive and/or bipolar... recent weight gain and pudgy face may indicate that he is pregnant... possibly George Michael's love child.

Feel free to add your own.

Its rumoured he looks good in a cape and tights.

He hates my taste in music, and probably doesn't like me as a person after I said that the Strokes sucked.

He plays guitar well.

Lives the 3c lifestyle for'eva, yo.
Doesn't like when users send him too many PM's.

P-

he's recently joined looking sideways, which suggests all-round soundness to me.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
He hates my taste in music, and probably doesn't like me as a person after I said that the Strokes sucked.

Originally posted by darvlay
Why would I care if you like the Strokes or not? 😕

REAL Darvlay FACTS:

Real Name: Brad (sometimes called Bradley the Buggerer)
Occupation: Slacker Engineer/OHSA lookout sentry
Hidden Shame: Enjoys making love to tubby wife while wearing safety boots, construction hat, tool belt and fake moustache.

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
he's recently joined looking sideways, which suggests all-round soundness to me.

Originally posted by darvlay
Hidden Shame: Enjoys making love to tubby wife while wearing safety boots, construction hat, tool belt and fake moustache.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Could be he means a different Strokes.

Originally posted by Palynka
I see Little Portugal is starting to assimilate you.

Edit - Or your wife.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Sounds like another consequence of going emo.

Originally posted by dottewell
Watchu talkin' 'bout, Bosse?