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Originally posted by Nordlys
Hmm, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strokes ?
http://home-1.worldonline.nl/~hcdeboer/images/garycole.jpg

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Originally posted by darvlay
REAL Darvlay FACTS:

Real Name: Brad (sometimes called Bradley the Buggerer)
Occupation: Slacker Engineer/OHSA lookout sentry
Hidden Shame: Enjoys making love to tubby wife while wearing safety boots, construction hat, tool belt and fake moustache.
Man you guys are being mean, darvlay is divorced after his wife found out he likes guys and had a breakdown, it's not nice to make fun of a selfish pederast that got married to cover up his manly inclinations before coming out of the closet.
Oh....wait.....darvlay posted that last bit....maybe it's OK after all.
Knock yourselves out, go nuts with it, darvlay deserves it.

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Originally posted by General Putzer
Man you guys are being mean, darvlay is divorced after his wife found out he likes guys and had a breakdown, it's not nice to make fun of a selfish pederast that got married to cover up his manly inclinations before coming out of the closet.
Oh....wait.....darvlay posted that last bit....maybe it's OK after all.
Knock yourselves out, go nuts with it, darvlay deserves it.
You forgot to call me a nigger-lover.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Hmm, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strokes ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diff'rent_Strokes

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Sounds like another consequence of going emo.
Only if you have the same opinion as sadsquatch about the Portuguese.


Edit - Don't be mean to me, or I'll cry. :'(

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Originally posted by dottewell
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diff'rent_Strokes
Ah, that explains that picture darvlay posted. (I still don't understand Bosse's post, though.)

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Originally posted by Palynka
Only if you have the same opinion as sadsquatch about the Portuguese.


Edit - Don't be mean to me, or I'll cry. :'(
There's a little-known variant of emo syndrome called exmo, which involves a lot of leaping, diving, rolling, shouting, and acting, all for the sake of concealing the abyss within.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
There's a little-known variant of emo syndrome called exmo, which involves a lot of leaping, diving, rolling, shouting, and acting, all for the sake of concealing the abyss within.
You don't fool me, that's just short for Exmormonism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exmormonism

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Originally posted by Palynka
You don't fool me, that's just short for Exmormonism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exmormonism
Could that be why darvlay usurped StarValleyWy's avatar?! 😲

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Could that be why darvlay usurped StarValleyWy's avatar?! 😲
We can now add:

FACT: Darvlay is an exmo.

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Originally posted by Palynka
We can now add:

FACT: Darvlay is an exmo.
An emo exmo. God how sad.:'(

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Originally posted by Palynka
We can now add:

FACT: Darvlay is an exmo.
What about sasquatch?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What about sasquatch?
Does anyone care?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
An emo exmo. God how sad.
It's worse. He owns an emu. With eczema.

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Originally posted by darvlay
You forgot to call me a nigger-lover.
He also likes the band Rush.