Facts about darvlay...

His overzealous and endearing Canadian patriotism is a subtle cover-up for his secret involvement in a communist plot to have Dolly Parton supplant the entire leadership of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization to rule the world with an iron cleavage.

Originally posted by darvlay
[Originally posted by darvlay]
I've belonged to the Sprites of Ring since I was 16. Maybe I've been emo all along. Although I think that's two different things altogether.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
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Originally posted by darvlay
You mean 'Lites of Spling' ?

Well, all I know is that Darv, like all Canadians, belongs to a secret organization aimed at taking over the world -using the technique of presenting Canadians as harmless, jolly, easy-going humans when, in reality, they are serial killers thristy for blood and eagerly working on causing more tsunamis (did I mention tsunamis are a Quebecois' conspiracy?)

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Thanks for the inside goods on Darvlay...I feel like he's just a few cubicles down from me at work.

Originally posted by uzless
Thanks for the inside goods on Darvlay...I feel like he's just a few cubicles down from me at work.

A girl I work with was randomly rifling through my wallet the other day and found Darv's card hidden in it's deep recesses from when he gave it to me many moons ago. It was amusing explaining how it got there.

Originally posted by darvlay
REAL Darvlay FACTS:

Real Name: Brad (sometimes called Bradley the Buggerer)
Occupation: Slacker Engineer/OHSA lookout sentry
Hidden Shame: Enjoys making love to tubby wife while wearing safety boots, construction hat, tool belt and fake moustache.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but the attention span of Daffy Duck.