A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest: ‘Father, it's been a month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.’
The priest tells the sinner: ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Marys´.
Soon, another man enters the confessional.
‘Father, it has been 2 months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last 2 months.
This time the priest asks: ‘Who is this Fannie Green?’
‘A new woman in the neighborhood,’ the sinner replies.
‘Very well,’ says the priest. ‘Go and say 10 Hail Marys´.
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous tall woman enters.
All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boys gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, in Sharon Stone style.
Te priest turns to an altar boy and, whispering, asks: ‘Is that Fannie Green?’
The altar boy replies: ‘No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes.’
Originally posted by heldenWell I smiled to myself, even if I didn't laugh outloud.
A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest: ‘Father, it's been a month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.’
The priest tells the sinner: ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Marys´.
Soon, another man enters the confessional.
‘Father, it has been 2 months since my last confession. I have ...[text shortened]... e Green?’
The altar boy replies: ‘No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes.’