Originally posted by PinkFloydThis may not get past censors but here goes. A friend of mine who was not enamored with D&D decided to play one night. He rolled up a dwarf fighter character and bought the usual weapons, supplies, etc. Then he gave the character the name that will live forever in the annals of the Happy Hollow gaming community: Giveas--t Tw-tsniff.
I bind wounds on Goatbot to put him/her at one hit point.