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Farewell Grampy Bobby

Farewell Grampy Bobby

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Originally posted by Seitse
You have my support.
No more dwarf jokes?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
No more dwarf jokes?
It depends.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Not at all. It's just my personal campaign against discriminatory labeling and premature aging.
Possibly your finest moment of the month.

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Originally posted by Seitse
It depends.
Does Grampy Bobby wear those?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Bobby isn't as old as you seem to think.. though he does play the age card whenever it suits
his purpose. I've been traveling the road a bit longer than Bobby, and I don't consider myself
"elderly." That sad little adjective sprang to life as a euphemism for old, but too often these
days it also suggests infirmity or feebleness. I am older (76), and ...[text shortened]... I'm
ready to be elderly. But don't hold your breath.
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Thanks for your good wishes.
To long life, cheers! 🙂

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Originally posted by moveitgudt
To long life, cheers! 🙂
Thank you, Mr. Moveitgudt. Tuck this thought away for the distant future, "As long as your Mom's

still around, you're still a kid." Mine still calls frequently and celebrated her 91st this September.

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hi Grampy Bobby.

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Grampy Bobby, what's the secret of long life? Chicken soup and oats? Do you go to the gym.

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Originally posted by mikelom
If it wasn't for the likes of us broken pots you would be boring fickers and bored of the GF too! Piiss off and accept that you are nothing, not even a mark on a dot - without the blessing of us putting ourselves up for your retarded abuse.

I can smeel your marijuana from here by tHee way - it stinks.... just like your vulgar innacurate assumptions about ...[text shortened]... st to you! I assure you! 😀

I'll be the first to say "Good riddance" - and then chuckle.
tell us how yu really feel 😕

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
hi Grampy Bobby.
Good morning, Mr. ZB... and how does your garden grow?

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Originally posted by CCNoob
Grampy Bobby, what's the secret of long life? Chicken soup and oats? Do you go to the gym.
25 October '09



Mr. Noob, thank you for your inquiry. Unfortunately Bobby, several nurses and some of the older still young at heart men

and ladies have already begun tailgating in our banquet size game room adjacent to the hot tub and sauna. It's an active

group which believes fall and winter Sundays are sanctified days (which gb explained means 'set apart'😉... pleasure filled

NFL Game Days. I will relay your message and am sure he or one of his people will get back to you sometime on Monday.



Cordially,


Nurse Ratched
Cuckoo's Nest Supervisor
Seniorsville, USA



😀

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Originally posted by CCNoob
Grampy Bobby, what's the secret of long life? Chicken soup and oats? Do you go to the gym.
Short answer: Secret of long life isn't a secret; of course a balanced diet, healthful foods and moderation make sense; yes, physically competitive since grade school little league baseball, neighborhood football, intramural basketball, disciplined weight lifting regimen during high school and a variety of heavy construction work/summer jobs during college; frequent golf and tennis for decades; now excercise room workouts, power walks, poolside ping pong. More to offer on the subject if you're interested. -gb

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Short answer: Secret of long life isn't a secret; of course a balanced diet, healthful foods and moderation make sense; yes, physically competitive since grade school little league baseball, neighborhood football, intramural basketball, disciplined weight lifting regimen during high school and a variety of heavy construction work/summer jobs during coll ...[text shortened]... kouts, power walks, poolside ping pong. More to offer on the subject if you're interested. -gb
You and I still have a pending chat regarding those Pall Malls, Bob.

I am sure you can exchange those for several "extra" years. And you know you
can do it.

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Originally posted by Seitse
You and I still have a pending chat regarding those Pall Malls, Bob.

I am sure you can exchange those for several "extra" years. And you know you
can do it.
Sir Seitse, please forgive my prescience in anticipating your kind post. Apparently you've leveraged your effort by recruiting

Songbird (from my profile). She blessed me out during an otherwise welcome hour long late Saturday evening call... for not

having a cell phone, visiting CA, quitting Pall Malls. "Bobby, don't you know I want you to live to at least 100" touched me.


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Bobby.. add this to your book of incisive quotations:

Smoking is the ultimate escape mechanism of the emotionally insecure.

Pall Malls, indeed!