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As a one time offer I have for sale one of my farts in a jar. As Valentine's Day fast approaches, this is the perfect gift idea. There is no better or more unique way to show your love than to present your significant other with my fart in a jar.

Bidding starts at $750.00 US.

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Fancy exchanging it for one of my turds in a flower vase?

Makes the perfect gift for your next Star Trek convention! 😵

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What makes your fart so special? People aren't willing to part from their hard-earned cash for any old fart, they could do that themselves.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Fancy exchanging it for one of my turds in a flower vase?

Makes the perfect gift for your next Star Trek convention! 😵
Sorry, but, I already have my own line of turds in coffee mugs that, arguably, compete with your low rent, corn filled turd vases. Give me your address and I'll send you a free gift basket that includes my famous turd in a mug happy face collection.

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Originally posted by D3vilBoy
What makes your fart so special? People aren't willing to part from their hard-earned cash for any old fart, they could do that themselves.
Haven't you heard the legends?

This isn't any old fart in a jar, this is THE original fart in a jar! Passed down from generation to generation. Spear of Destiniy? Holy Grail? These worthless artifacts pale in comparisson to this sacred relic.

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Originally posted by D3vilBoy
What makes your fart so special? People aren't willing to part from their hard-earned cash for any old fart, they could do that themselves.
You are obviously no connoisseur and, I strongly suspect, that you are an ignorant, unwashed heathen.

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No wait... you don't mean... it can't be... I thought it lost forever after the crusades...?

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I am not gay! 😠

To like Vanilla Ice and watch Gilmour Girls and weep doesn't make me gay 😞

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Originally posted by Seitse
...and watch Gilmour Girls and weep doesn't make me gay 😞
yeah, that luke is hot!



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Sheitse's account has been terminated after the infamous potato incident. Otherwise, I take all major credit cards... and cash of course. PM me with your address first for account validation.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You are obviously no connoisseur and, I strongly suspect, that you are an ignorant, unwashed heathen.
Oh, but I AM a connoisseur. My collection of jar-farts takes up most of the living room, always great for coffee talk. You're right about the heathen part though..

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
As a one time offer I have for sale one of my farts in a jar. As Valentine's Day fast approaches, this is the perfect gift idea. There is no better or more unique way to show your love than to present your significant other with my fart in a jar.

Bidding starts at $750.00 US.
I am all our out of US $'s

Would you be willing to accept 1,000,000 Vietnamese Dong instead?

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Originally posted by wormwood
yeah, that luke is hot!



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Isn't he? 😵

When are we going to 'Fairy Tale', ihana? 😉

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Originally posted by Seitse
Isn't he? 😵

When are we going to 'Fairy Tale', ihana? 😉
is that a new gay bar in helsinki? I've only been to lost&found, don't tell mama, and hercules... well if we go to fairy tale, your gf can go to 'nallepubi' 🙂