I'm Keeping your poop in a jar
'til the day you come back
So I don't forget just what you are,
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
You thought u took everything
But you left something behind for me
I scooped it out,
I bottled it up
And now its there to stand by the bed to remind me
In case I ever forget
You're just a piece of
Poop
Let me testify,
I had a moment of weakness once,
So I opened the jar for a smell
It all came back to me then
In one vapourous rush
I remembered you well!
You're just a piece of
Poop!
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
Til the day you come back to me
So I don't forget just what you are,
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
Oh yeh
I'm keeping your poop, in a jar!
Originally posted by wormwoodNot new. On Helsinginkatu. Close to the best pizzas in the whole
is that a new gay bar in helsinki? I've only been to lost&found, don't tell mama, and hercules... well if we go to fairy tale, your gf can go to 'nallepubi' 🙂
Nordic region: Valimeri ravintola 😵
Yeah, sure, and then my relationship ends and we can party at lost & found, lol 😉
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSounds good, but how can I be sure it's yours and not one of the fake ones being sold on the internet. Let's just say I know a guy which thought he was buying a 1982 vintage and you can imagine what his face looked like when he opened it and found out the truth: 😞
As a one time offer I have for sale one of my farts in a jar. As Valentine's Day fast approaches, this is the perfect gift idea. There is no better or more unique way to show your love than to present your significant other with my fart in a jar.
Bidding starts at $750.00 US.
That's right. Prove it.
Originally posted by PalynkaThis vintage is not only sealed with wax bearing my family crest, but, it will come with an independant seal of authenticity. Smaller jars of more recent vintage are available for $25-150 and you can open these to judge for yourself if you like.
Sounds good, but how can I be sure it's yours and not one of the fake ones being sold on the internet. Let's just say I know a guy which thought he was buying a 1982 vintage and you can imagine what his face looked like when he opened it and found out the truth: 😞
That's right. Prove it.
The item we current have on auction is reputed to have healing powers and may be the cure for cancer and AIDS. Its pssible that, barring a bus crash, immortality could be obtained by inhaling the subtle vintage contained therein.
Bidding is now at $12,300.00 as interest has peaked dramatically.
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Originally posted by rhbhey youre wasted playing chess, (yeah, probably in every sense of that word : ) i do a bit of songwriting myself and i can tell youve got what it takes, but it still needs a bit of work to make the lyrics fit in with a simple tune, like "tie a yellow ribbon round that old poop jar...."😉
I'm Keeping your poop in a jar
'til the day you come back
So I don't forget just what you are,
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
You thought u took everything
But you left something behind for me
I scooped it out,
I bottled it up
And now its there to stand by the bed to remind me
In case I ever forget
You're just a piece of
Poop
Let me testify,
I h hat you are,
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
Oh yeh
I'm keeping your poop, in a jar!
Originally posted by Hand of Hecateomg i just realised who started this thread, i would never have touched it if i knew 😕
As a one time offer I have for sale one of my farts in a jar. As Valentine's Day fast approaches, this is the perfect gift idea. There is no better or more unique way to show your love than to present your significant other with my fart in a jar.
Bidding starts at $750.00 US.
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Originally posted by eamon oIf I wanted your opinion I'd have asked for it, you bigoted, inbred Irish half wit.
omg i just realised who started this thread, i would never have touched it if i knew 😕
I sincerely hope that you catch a particularly virulent case of pustulant ass herpes followed by catching a good bus crash.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateCan we smell before we buy?
As a one time offer I have for sale one of my farts in a jar. As Valentine's Day fast approaches, this is the perfect gift idea. There is no better or more unique way to show your love than to present your significant other with my fart in a jar.
Bidding starts at $750.00 US.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDo they come in a decorative keepsake jar? I'd like to be able to display the jar prominently after I use its contents.
This vintage is not only sealed with wax bearing my family crest, but, it will come with an independant seal of authenticity. Smaller jars of more recent vintage are available for $25-150 and you can open these to judge for yourself if you like.
The item we current have on auction is reputed to have healing powers and may be the cure for cancer an ...[text shortened]... vintage contained therein.
Bidding is now at $12,300.00 as interest has peaked dramatically.
Originally posted by rbmorrisWhile all standard farts in a jar are shipped in tasteful, clear glass with gold colored tops, you can choose from a variety of decorative bags to protect your investment. The range from simple burlap sacks to exotic materials such as peacock feathers and kangaroo leather.
Do they come in a decorative keepsake jar? I'd like to be able to display the jar prominently after I use its contents.