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Originally posted by Nordlys
"There is an owl on your microwave oven."

(asromacalcio, I think)

Originally posted by Natsia
I wonder what the cooking time on that would be?
Owl anyone? I hear its a hoot.

*ND M* *X*

Originally posted by rmacken
Its only 15-20 minutes, just make sure you pluck it first otherwise the feathers will burn!

Originally posted by Natsia
Ah, but wouldn't that add a good crunchy texture?
Best served with gravy methinks.

'Beer, as logical thinking, comes with age, to some earlier, to some later, to some never.'

A bum from my town.

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Originally posted by Natsia
Hungover and still in top form! Bravo sir. *golf clap*

Originally posted by rmacken
*Takes a bow*

Only on form when I have a sexy lady providing me with material!

😉

Originally posted by Natsia
Aww! 😳

Keep that up and I might offer to cook you breakfast and not burn it.
...Might take a while though; I'd have to get a rowboat.

"Care and a long life go together, sheepherder."

Originally posted by rmacken
Don't worry about the boat, I have fuelled the motorbike, just need to get the route, can you check this for me.......

Ferry to Porto.
bike to Malaga
ferry across to Morroco
bike through Algeria, Niger, Nigeria, Camaroon, Congo, Angola, Nambia.......

See you in about half an hour???

😉

Oh, do you think a single tank of fuel do??

Originally posted by Natsia
Well if you survive the route from Nigeria to Angola, I'd be impressed.
I offered breakfast, not a million dollar kidnapping fee!

One tank? Optimistic, aren't you?
How do you like your eggs?