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Originally posted by trevor33
'If it wasn't for Ducks what would old people throw bread at?'
"Its been Monday all week!" 😞

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"Its only a matter of time until time matters!"

Sean Connery

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Anything Winston Churchill ever said to anybody at any time under any circumstances. He was a perfect mix of Socrates and W.C. Fields.
Churchill's response to the accusation of being drunk at a dinner party:

"Yes madam, I am drunk. But in the morning, I will be sober, while you will still be ugly."

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"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

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"time is a wound that does not heal"

no idea where I read that. possibly it was in a song?

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"e2-e4"

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Free Ice Cold Beer

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"Be gentle..it aint a pump shotgun"

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Life is wonderful. Without it, we'd all be dead!

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"We should have shotguns for this kinda deal."

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Life beats the hell out of the alternative.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Life beats the hell out of the alternative.
"I might be over the hill, but at least I'm not under it"

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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog"

-some weird person, i think

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I got nipples... can you milk me?

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Originally posted by epic0002
I got nipples... can you milk me?
only if you wanted to be, i guess 😕

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