favorite quotes

Originally posted by rmacken

EDIT: How do you like your sausages?

Originally posted by Natsia
Sterile.
🙄

Originally posted by yo its me
Dear[b]Natsia and Rob,

I do believe you two have a perfectally good private forum for all this talk.

Perhaps you could take it in there, sometimes, giving us a break?

Thanks Hun x[/b]

"remember... those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

Originally posted by wormwood
"remember... those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

Originally posted by Nordlys
"There is an owl on your microwave oven."

(asromacalcio, I think)

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Catfoodtim.

Originally posted by Nordlys
No, he only borrowed it. There was a thread way back when asromacalcio (I think) came up with it, and catfoodtim asked if he could use it.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

- Douglas Adams

Originally posted by Flying Dwarf
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana — Groucho Marx

Originally posted by Nordlys
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

- Douglas Adams

Originally posted by wormwood
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

-Douglas Adams

I think that God, in creating Man, somewhat overestimated his ability.


Oscar Wilde

Originally posted by yo its me
Dear[b]Natsia and Rob,

I do believe you two have a perfectally good private forum for all this talk.

Perhaps you could take it in there, sometimes, giving us a break?

Thanks Hun x[/b]