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Following on from the slang thread.

PICNIC (for computer problems) : Problem in chair, not in computer

LOMBARD (to refer to bankers, hedge fund managers etc) : Loads of money, but a real d*ckhead

And a couple of postal acronyms from the war, for returning soldiers:

Polite : BURMA (Be upstairs ready, my angel)

Less polite : NORWICH (you can google that one if not familiar)

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FUBAR - (fouled) up beyond all recognition
PEBCAK - problem exists between chair and keyboard [similar to PICNIC above]

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
FUBAR - (fouled) up beyond all recognition
PEBCAK - problem exists between chair and keyboard [similar to PICNIC above]
SNAFU (Situation Normal All ?????? Up)

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JUMA (jump up my ass )

There are three common ones for this one

FORD (found on road dead)
FORD (fixed or repaired daily)
FORD (first on race day)

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SHIELD - Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.H.I.E.L.D


What?

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You know that girl sitting by herself watching The Avengers on opening day?

Yeah, that was me, I'm such a nerd.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
SHIELD - Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.H.I.E.L.D


What?

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You know that girl sitting by herself watching The Avengers on opening day?

Yeah, that was me, I'm such a nerd.
Y.I.K

Yes I Know.

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Brings to mind that famous, probably apocryphal, computer teacher who hated acronyms at his school so much he called his latest Scheme of Work: Scientific Handbook of Information Technology.


RHP


Originally posted by Suzianne
SHIELD - Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.H.I.E.L.D


What?

>.>

<.<

You know that girl sitting by herself watching The Avengers on opening day?

Yeah, that was me, I'm such a nerd.
I found NERD

Not even remotely dorky

Hope this helps.

Also, you are on a chess website so I am thinking you may be amongst kindred spirits....😉

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Originally posted by FMF
RHP
Give that man an OBN!

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_regular_mini-sections_in_Private_Eye

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
Brings to mind that famous, probably apocryphal, computer teacher who hated acronyms at his school so much he called his latest Scheme of Work: Scientific Handbook of Information Technology.
Its amazing how many happy memories people bring back to me.

About 15-20 years ago I had to work on the launch of a new government backed project to get the housing market going (so that worked out well).

Anyway, the scheme was called Housing Investment Trusts. The first people to try and launch one was the UK property rental company Savills.

You'd be surprised how far we got until someone spotted that the Savills Housing Investment Trust wasn't going to work. Though yours truly begged them to stick with it for all the free publicity it would get.

So it became the First Housing Investment Trust, and the launch flopped.

Happy days....🙂

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T G I F - Thank God It's Friday

S H I T - Sorry Honey It's Thursday (for the blonds) 😛😉

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
T G I F - Thank God It's Friday

S H I T - Sorry Honey It's Thursday (for the blonds) 😛😉
I resemble that remark!