Favourite Insults of All Time

uzless

The So Fist

General

18 Sep 06 18:56

sjeg

Et in Arcadia ego...

Joined: 02 Feb 05
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19 Sep 06 15:55

Actually, just should just be called best Churchill insult, as he was the champion.

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

sasquatch672

Don't Like It Leave

Walking the earth.

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19 Sep 06 16:16

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slappy115

Slappy slap slap

Under your bed...

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20 Sep 06 01:44

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Monty348

Always the Student

Colorado

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20 Sep 06 02:26

Pull up your pants and turn your hat around; you look like an idiot.

Red Night

RHP Prophet

pursuing happiness

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20 Sep 06 02:48

You're a Carp!

ivanhoe

Felicific Forest

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20 Sep 06 02:54

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You Quark !

~~7ate9~~

Jew.

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20 Sep 06 04:10

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Kalsen

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20 Sep 06 04:17

You're so dumb, you would elect a Bush as president.

Esoteric

Cognitive Junta

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20 Sep 06 04:24

Originally posted by sasquatch672

"The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!" --GySgt Hartman

"Did your parents have any kids that lived?" --GySgt Hartman again

Ahhh, for a lesson in insults, watch Full Metal jacket. Awesome movie.

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Jew.

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20 Sep 06 04:26

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Red Night

RHP Prophet

pursuing happiness

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20 Sep 06 04:29

Originally posted by Kalsen
You're so dumb, you would elect a Bush as president.

Two different ones. Three times.

As long as we're on the subject: how badly does it bug HW, who was a pretty bright guy and a lifetime public servant, that he only got elected once and his idiot, drug-addict, alcoholic son got elected twice?

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
Moves: 28651

20 Sep 06 04:30

The thread you created is so lame, they moved it to Meet Opponents.

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20 Sep 06 04:47

"we should do this more often" (group lunches)
reply: "we do, every week. you just haven't been invited"

Hank Rearden

Inside Dagney

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21 Sep 06 05:12

Did anyone ever tell you you're the posterchild for abortion?

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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21 Sep 06 05:45

Originally posted by sjeg
Actually, just should just be called best Churchill insult, as he was the champion.

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do y ...[text shortened]... I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

I thought that was from George Bernard Shaw.