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Favourite Insults of All Time

Favourite Insults of All Time

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youre mom

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Originally posted by uzless
What's your favourite insult?


"Sir, I'd invite you to kiss my ass but I'm afraid you might take it as an invitation rather than the insult it was meant to be."
And mine would be...

Mark off a spot, you're all ass.

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Originally posted by alexstclaire
youre mom
I think you meant your mom as opposed to you are mom. 😕

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You're a rec whore.

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Originally posted by IM14u2NV
You're a rec whore.
Only a rec whore would post that.
You are mom. 😠

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"You are the load your Mum should have swallowed"

"If i wanted to hear from an @rsehole i would of farted"

"Your face looks like a smashed crab"

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Wife says "honey lets go to bed"

and you reply

I'd rather wack off.

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you were a mistake.
You were so bad I think you gave me cancer.
or I eat more snatches than cervical cancer.

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Originally posted by lordhighgus
Opinions are like a#@holes, everyone has one!
...and they all stink.

[Finished the phrase]

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To fat people...

"You're so fat your arse cheeks are in different time zones."

"Ever seen a salad?"

Retort from a fat person...

"It costs nothing to lose weight, it'll cost you thousands for plastic surgery"

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
You're uzless aren't you?
I said insult, not compliment

😛

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Wife: "Why do you like licking my arse?"

Husband: "Cause your puccy tastes like chit!"

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Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
Elizabeth Braddock: Mr. Churchill, you are drunk.

Churchill: And you madam, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.