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Favourite Monty Python Quotes

Favourite Monty Python Quotes

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He is NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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Go away you silly English persons, or I shall taunt you a second time

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It's not dead. It's pining for the Fjords.

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Give me everything on the menu...twice..and a bucket.

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Message, Sir!

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Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

American beer is like sex in a canoe. It's f^cking close to water.
(that's a quote, and it doesn't make sense if not written properly... MOD)

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And what's his name?......Bwian.

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I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net.

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Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam...

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This is not an argument, it's just contradiction!

No, it isn't!

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"Can we av your Liver?"

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Where's the machine that goes "ping"?

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"Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

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"He says he's looking for the Holy Grail"

What did you tell him?

"I told him we already got one"

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"Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land!"