Few of My Favorite Profiles

Few of My Favorite Profiles



* Seadevil (2431) Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle

people believe they are doing something very clever. -G.B. Shaw



* heinzkat (1997) Chess is like art; sometimes a masterpiece,

but most of the time just worthless crap. (heinzkat)



* Caissad4 (1908) The ultimate reality is always hidden, but is

ever manifest.



How about a few of yours...

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Few of My Favorite Profiles



* Seadevil (2431) Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle

people believe they are doing something very clever. -G.B. Shaw



* heinzkat (1997) Chess is like art; sometimes a masterpiece,

but most of the time just worthless crap. (heinzkat)



* Caissad4 (1908) The ultimate reality is always hidden, but is

ever manifest.



How about a few of yours...

Natsia:

One day your parents will tell you the "truth" about Santa, and on that day I want you to remember what they said about Jesus.

Skulls taken. No refunds.

PBE6:

I move swiftly through the night, like a bowel movement charging towards the first taste of bran flakes at dawn. When you least expect it, I strike at your heart by dating your sister and french-kissing her at Thanksgiving. I know what you wish for as you stretch and twist that moist y-shaped wishbone, but you must learn patience. I cannot bleed to death posteriorly until that wishbone has been dried in a 350 F oven for 15-20 minutes, because only then can it be snapped like your fragile drea

Cadwah:

I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. Sometimes I tread water for three days in a row. I will take timeouts unless it's a full moon. I breed prizewinning clams. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence

Phlabibit:

I don't know how to put this, but I am a very important man.
I have many leather-bound books, and my office smells of
rich mahogany.

I recently got into cooking and have read several cook books.
I now work at a 4-star restaurant. My favorite chef is Peter
Stogbuchner from Austria.

Seitse:

I Finnish farmer from Kemijärvi, in East of Lapland. Father plant tomato all life. I plant tomato and cucumber today. I entrepreneur, yes? I born in 1988. Girlfriend is from Sweden. Girlfriend is from Norway. I girlfriends Finland too. Some.

Dream is go Amerika. Make money with body. Amerika tourist in Kemijärvi always say sausage well pay in Beverly Hills. I want travel Beverly Hills.

Like photo? I more. Ask. For fee.

I play shakki and when see dead craneum I click yes?

Ragnorak:

Highest score ever: 3 - 0. Feb 18th 2008

(Must see profile pic)

Crowley:

Sarchasm
1. (n.)
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Go to any of the forums to see this phenomenon in action.

I'm addicted to placebos. I've thought about giving up, but it won't make a bloody difference...

ostertor; I'm in favour of free speech, free trade, equal opportunity and merkins.

Shavixmir; If my life sucked any more than it did already you'd be able to call destiny a prostitute.

But my best profile is the left 😉

People actually read those things?

Thanks Jen, your illustrative use of animated smiley's is pretty impressive there.

Originally posted by SJ247
Crowley:

Sarchasm
1. (n.)
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Go to any of the forums to see this phenomenon in action.

I'm addicted to placebos. I've thought about giving up, but it won't make a bloody difference...

Originally posted by Crowley
That needs to be updated to: "The person who dies with the most stuff WINS!"

Originally posted by Natsia
People actually read those things?

Thanks Jen, your illustrative use of animated smiley's is pretty impressive there.