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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Back when I was a kid we had to eat Andy Capp Hot Fries, while walking both ways to school and back through the snow.

Now they eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos while riding their Segways and texting their friends about the latest viral blog.

Good God, what has happened to values?

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You forgot to mention that we had to walk both ways uphill!

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I used to eat an entire bag without taking a drink in high school. The last two times I have eaten them, I have thrown up later.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Because they're playing to a lazy audience, ie my age group. We like eliminating as many syllables as we can. Plus we don't like stopping and starting when we talk. Hold 'em flows better than Hold Them.

Now this paragraph in teen speak:

cuz thayr plaing to lzy ppl ie us we like elmnting as mny sylbles as pssble + we dnt lyk stops & strts wen tlking holdem flows bttr then holdthem
You crazy kids and your "radical" British Knights sneakers, your Members Only jackets and your MTV video games.

I heard some of you wear your dungarees backwards! Now, WHO would do such a thing???

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Originally posted by thesonofsaul
You forgot to mention that we had to walk both ways uphill!
I was doing this in the 70's. For up hill both ways you need to go back to the 50's and earlier I would guess.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
You crazy kids and your "radical" British Knights sneakers, your Members Only jackets and your MTV video games.

I heard some of you wear your dungarees backwards! Now, WHO would do such a thing???
I hate Swatches! Stupid green or onange watch, that's not how I'M TELLING TIME! Pocket watches show you have style... never seen a pocket Swatch.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
You crazy kids and your "radical" British Knights sneakers, your Members Only jackets and your MTV video games.

I heard some of you wear your dungarees backwards! Now, WHO would do such a thing???
I'm not one of them. I'm home schooled. I wear K-Swiss and Converse. I hate MTV and don't really play video games. But I'm still grouped amongst them as far as the government is concerned.

I don't really wear jeans, and if I do, they're black. I have no idea what kind they are.

I don't know about wearing them backwards, but people certainly could wear them a little higher.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I hate Swatches! Stupid green or onange watch, that's not how I'M TELLING TIME! Pocket watches show you have style... never seen a pocket Swatch.

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Pocket watches are the only way to go. I had one until I left it at a chess tournament 2 years ago. I have yet to get another one, and am often confused as to the time when I'm in public and not near a bank.

Wrist watches are like hand cuffs, except more annoying cause it's only on one hand. Plus it beeps.

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Originally posted by thesonofsaul
The so-called "hot" foods triggers a pain reation by the nervous system which in turn releases endorphins into the blood stream. In other words, Flamin' Hot Cheetos make your students high.
I tried smoking a flaming hot cheeto
and all i got was a slight head change
followed by an intense headache.

i guess it's the MSG.

never eat anything with monosodium glutamate (MSG)

it's really bad for you.

just google MSG.

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Originally posted by inthegreenroom
I tried smoking a flaming hot cheeto
and all i got was a slight head change
followed by an intense headache.

i guess it's the MSG.

never eat anything with monosodium glutamate (MSG)

it's really bad for you.

just google MSG.
Are you saying MSG cause your headache, or made the Cheetos hot?
MSG is salty not hot. 😛

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Originally posted by mlprior
What makes Flamin' Hot Cheetos hot?

There is nothing in the ingredients that makes them hot, so I can see.

Anyone know?

It is a mystery!

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My guess is dried powdered jalapenos.
Try the Habanero Doritos if you think Flamin Hots are hot.
Aye aye aye Chihuahua, get me a Pepsi please!!!!!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
My guess is dried powdered jalapenos.
Try the Habanero Doritos if you think Flamin Hots are hot.
Aye aye aye Chihuahua, get me a Pepsi please!!!!!
Whatever you do don't drink soda water its the carbon hydrate that will make the hotness worse drink water, tea, or juice but never soda water
trust me i tried it >>

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Originally posted by mlprior
What makes Flamin' Hot Cheetos hot?

There is nothing in the ingredients that makes them hot, so I can see.

Anyone know?

It is a mystery!

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sounds like a great name for a techno band (trademark pending)😛

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Originally posted by mlprior
What makes Flamin' Hot Cheetos hot?

There is nothing in the ingredients that makes them hot, so I can see.

Anyone know?

It is a mystery!

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Naturally, some kind of hot pepper flavor... cayenne pepper comes to mind. Familiar flavor making homemade beef jerky. That's hot.

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Originally posted by IEeatThemAnyway
Whatever you do don't drink soda water its the carbon hydrate that will make the hotness worse drink water, tea, or juice but never soda water
trust me i tried it >>
Want something hot..try Cluck U Chicken's 911 wings. You have to sign a waiver before they serve them to you. Someone actually died eating those things.

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All I know is,they were too hot to eat. We'd moved into a seemingly good house,until a rat appeared. Night after night, he'd leave bags torn,etc,but I didn't want to KILL it with decon. So I got a little evil,and laid a flamin' hot cheeto under the door to the bsmt. The next day the cheeto was gone,and so was the rat. It's been a week,no sign of him.

Whatever is in them that they won't tell us,it HAD to have killed the rat....hmmmm