So, wondering around the forums today, I've noticed that many of our members can be best described by food, and peoples' opinions of food. We'll start with an American classic, and an ironic food for this forum, SPAM.
User 377285 = Spam
Ironic, pink, and kept in a tiny aluminum can. GB is like spam in more ways that that. He correlates well because, like Spam, he's uber popular in Hawai'i, they can't get enough of him, but in the general population of the lower 1 (the General forum is the mother forum, and the others are Puerto Rico), it's basically shunned as a 'lower class food', but some still prefer it to real Ham, which will kill you just as quickly.
User 147514 = Escargot (Snails)
Creative, vegetarian, and buoyant. Nordlys is more than just vegetarian, though, she's as popular as stealing other countries' foods in France, and is more symbolic than the Eiffel Tower. She lives on a higher plane of taste existence, like an exclusive Beatles, that sings in Norwegian. Like Spam, most people don't get it, but quite a few do, and the two often battle to see who the lesser of two non-foods is. Entertaining, but smelly.
User 36255 = Peanut butter
Smooth, crunchy, full of salt. Phlabibit fits in just about everywhere. Popular to the masses, especially to children, even more especially when mixed with jelly. The only downside is that many people, often nerds, who play chess, are allergic to peanuts, and cannot, or will not, enjoy his salty blend of creamyness and sticky pleasures.
User 225175 = Ostrich Burger
Lean, mean, questionable meat. Often misunderstood, the Ostrich Burger is actually quite healthy, unless, like George Costanza pointed out, you eat more of it. Popular amongst specific groups, often secret organizations, the Ostrich Burger lives a mysterious life. Loved by some, disturbing to others, it's almost a coin flip. Which side of the coin do you live on? Scared of going alternative poultry, or enjoying it's leany mean-ness?
User 71986 = Tuna
Great with mayo, awesome when raw, and sensational when searing. rbmorris, or 'the Humana Tuna', is beloved by almost everyone. All across the world, people eat, and enjoy, Tuna. However you cook it, we'll eat it. The Tuna is in danger, however, as humans love it so much, that it is disappearing quickly from our oceans. To think that just a couple years from now, a child somewhere could be talking to their mother, and say 'Mommy, where has the Tuna, or Humana Tuna, gone? Why did he leave us?', is a sad, sad proposition. Save the Tuna! KILL THE WHALES!
Other notable forum foods are:
Arrakis = The Raging Steak
CFT = The Roaring Meow-Mix
Ragnorak = The Potato Queen
Cashthetrash = The Bananica Fantasica
Russ = Fresca
Originally posted by NordlysI was going to include an '(excluding faith whales)', but it through the whole effect I was going for way off course. I figured you, of all people, would understand that. 😉
I would have wrecked your post if it weren't for this part. This makes Baby Faithwhale cry. :'(
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldResume: Date of Birth 1937 (well before mine). "War time delicacy", Margaret Thatcher 1945. Long awaited
So, wondering around the forums today, I've noticed that many of our members can be best described by food, and peoples' opinions of food. We'll start with an American classic, and an ironic food for this forum, SPAM.
User 377285 = Spam
Ironic, pink, and kept in a tiny aluminum can. GB is like spam in more ways that that. He correlates we orak = The Potato Queen
Cashthetrash = The Bananica Fantasica
Russ = Fresca
website finally unveiled 2007 (same year I became an RHP Member). Never tried it myself. Fun thread, GS.
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Originally posted by GalaxyShieldI've had to retire my "I luv spudz" t-shirt to the great wardrobe in the sky.
So, wondering around the forums today, I've noticed that many of our members can be best described by food, and peoples' opinions of food. We'll start with an American classic, and an ironic food for this forum, SPAM.
User 377285 = Spam
Ironic, pink, and kept in a tiny aluminum can. GB is like spam in more ways that that. He correlates we ...[text shortened]... orak = The Potato Queen
Cashthetrash = The Bananica Fantasica
Russ = Fresca
I've been off potatoes for nearly 3 months now. And I'm hungry. :'(
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