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"Gather around non-subscribers!!....gather around!!

Now if all of you will proceed into the uh....office...yes the office...

We will process all of you and get you free subscriptions!!

**waits till last non-sub goes in and slams door shut!...locks it....lights fuse to TNT....walks away calmly**

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Originally posted by chessisvanity
"Gather around non-subscribers!!....gather around!!

Now if all of you will proceed into the uh....office...yes the office...

We will process all of you and get you free subscriptions!!

**waits till last non-sub goes in and slams door shut!...locks it....lights fuse to TNT....walks away calmly**

🙂
take it to the general forum spanky

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lmao

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i'm still laughing.

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And I am still telling you to take it to the general forum spanky 😀

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BOOM!

bye bye non-sub scumbags!!

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Originally posted by chessisvanity
"Gather around non-subscribers!!....gather around!!

Now if all of you will proceed into the uh....office...yes the office...

We will process all of you and get you free subscriptions!!

**waits till last non-sub goes in and slams door shut!...locks it....lights fuse to TNT....walks away calmly**

🙂
What makes you think all non subscribers would be interested? I have already turned down 2 offers of a free (paid for by another member) subscription! It's so cheap it's hardly the windfall of the century is it?

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Originally posted by chessisvanity
"Gather around non-subscribers!!....gather around!!

Now if all of you will proceed into the uh....office...yes the office...

We will process all of you and get you free subscriptions!!

**waits till last non-sub goes in and slams door shut!...locks it....lights fuse to TNT....walks away calmly**

🙂
I don't suppose you'd be willing to play a game with User 33598, would you? Or maybe User 50000, User 46058, or User 51386?

Do you enjoy making these absolutely ridiculous posts? Or can you not help yourself?

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Were I ever to subscribe to this site it certainly wouldn't be for the forums. Rumour has it they are moderated, but reading through threads like this in a forum supposedly about chess you have to wonder. Then there are the many threads that start off about chess before being derailed by the usual suspects who, lacking any useful insight that's in any way chess related (a reflection of their playing ability I suppose), still feel the need to prove their idiocy by hitting the "post" button.

Not being that high rated a player myself, this isn't intended to be any kind of a slam against lower rated players; however its a little jarring to a newer member to begin reading a chess site's chess forum and discover it to be dominated by the spew of 1100 rated players who seem to take pride in putting their ignorance and obnoxiousness on display for all to see.

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Originally posted by wittywonka
I don't suppose you'd be willing to play a game with User 33598, would you? Or maybe User 50000, User 46058, or User 51386?

Do you enjoy making these absolutely ridiculous posts? Or can you not help yourself?
OR User 293941

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Originally posted by scandium
Were I ever to subscribe to this site it certainly wouldn't be for the forums. Rumour has it they are moderated, but reading through threads like this in a forum supposedly about chess you have to wonder. Then there are the many threads that start off about chess before being derailed by the usual suspects who, lacking any useful insight that's in any way c seem to take pride in putting their ignorance and obnoxiousness on display for all to see.
if I had awesome mod powas, daily forum bans would be issued for littering the chess forum.

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what do the non-sub ratings have to do with anything?

ya..there good players...so?

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Originally posted by scandium
Were I ever to subscribe to this site it certainly wouldn't be for the forums. Rumour has it they are moderated, but reading through threads like this in a forum supposedly about chess you have to wonder. Then there are the many threads that start off about chess before being derailed by the usual suspects who, lacking any useful insight that's in any way c ...[text shortened]... seem to take pride in putting their ignorance and obnoxiousness on display for all to see.
A number of non-chess threads were moved to General yesterday. This is a self-moderating forum, so it is up to the community of subs to alert threads which don't belong here. I don't think this retardo-thread will stay long in Only Chess either.

I've found the volunteer mods to be very efficient once an alert has been made.

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