Y'all are unmerciful and should be ashamed of yourselves for mocking SVW. The poor bastard lives in Utah of all the god foreskin.. I mean.. forsaken places and is probably moments away from blowing his brains out from the shear mind numbing monotony of the Mormon stronghold. Damn, I almost perished from an alcohol deficiency the last time I was there and the whole state borders on creepy... sort of an X-files or Twilight Zone feel to it. Never have I been so tempted to unleash the gutteral fury of the glorious F word and bare my pasty white buttocks towards so many people. Not to mention that the $#!@ brown hills and featureless landscape are accompanied by soul stealing cold for damn near 7 months of the year. Don't be surprised if one winter night he slaughters his family, cooks them up as a spicy chilli and sits down with a Bud Light to rip the RHP forums while wearing his dog's head as a hat.
I would precribe SVW an initial massive does of LSD accompanied by a pitcher of fruity mixed drinks... I believe several Hurricanes would be effective. Prior to the acid really taking hold, it will be imperative that SVW rolls naked in the snow for several minutes and bundles himself up infront of a fire for a long night of introspective hallucination. The following morning he should pack up all of his stuff, burn his house to the ground and get the F out of Utah as fast as possible.
It'd be funny if SVW keeps chimps as pets. One of them flings poo at him or steals one of his beers. SVW looks at him with glazed eyes. "I'll bet you think you are one mighty chimp taking my beer like that". SVW giggles to himself.
SVW staggers out of his chair, trying to remember where the 'fridge is. Finally he returns with another beer. By this time, the chimp has taken over the keyboard and has made several posts in SVW's name. SVW swings wildly at the chimp, missing him, but scaring him out of the chair. He reviews the posts the chimp made. "Not half bad for a damned commie", he mutters, before staggering out of the room to pass out on the floor.
Originally posted by BigDoggProblemLMAO - Gets a rec !
It'd be funny if SVW keeps chimps as pets. One of them flings poo at him or steals one of his beers. SVW looks at him with glazed eyes. "I'll bet you think you are one mighty chimp taking my beer like that". SVW giggles to himself.
SVW staggers out of his chair, trying to remember where the 'fridge is. Finally he returns with another beer. By ...[text shortened]... d for a damned commie", he mutters, before staggering out of the room to pass out on the floor.
Originally posted by mwmillerI'd say plenty of hot wind follows SVW.....plenty plenty plenty, oh yes.....
I don't know how hard the wind blows where you are, but I don't think they have too many cold Wyoming winds in Utah, which is where SVW actually currently lives. But he is originally from Star Valley, Wyoming, so maybe some of the wind follows him around....