I think we should have a pool on how many threads SVW starts up this friday night . The forums are dead then , and evidently it's "free crack night" in Wyoming , and he always starts like forty threads when it's obvious no one's on-line .
What can we put up the winner , recs ?
What other catagories can we include - number of times he calls someone a "good chimp" ? Number of posts in a row uninterupted by the response of another ?
Originally posted by Moldy CrowHe will have 42 posts, he will get 23 recs, and will call 4 users chimps, and generalize all RHP users as chimps with no original ideas.
I think we should have a pool on how many threads SVW starts up this friday night . The forums are dead then , and evidently it's "free crack night" in Wyoming , and he always starts like forty threads when it's obvious no one's on-line .
What can we put up the winner , recs ?
What other catagories can we include - number of times he calls someone a "good chimp" ? Number of posts in a row uninterupted by the response of another ?
Yes, I will win... I just PM'd him and we split the winnings.
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Originally posted by Moldy Crow4 new threads. He'll be the last poster in all but 1 of the top 24 threads. He'll get 1 rec. He will ramble about chimp credits in 8 posts. Snark (or its derivatives, including snork) will be in 12 posts. 15 posts will be completely off topic. 12 posts will be incomprehensible. He will mention Vietnam and Pol Pot in the same post twice. 3 entirely new words will be introduced to the english language... like "cionidic". At least 8 posts will be deeply racist, equating poor, brown people to laziness and stupidity. At least 2 posts will be SVW saying how clever somebody is for calling him out on his BS. Bigotry will be evident in ALL of his posts.
I think we should have a pool on how many threads SVW starts up this friday night . The forums are dead then , and evidently it's "free crack night" in Wyoming , and he always starts like forty threads when it's obvious no one's on-line .
What can we put up the winner , recs ?
What other catagories can we include - number of times he calls someone a "good chimp" ? Number of posts in a row uninterupted by the response of another ?
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Originally posted by invigorateLol
If he starts up 10 threads he will be the second contributor in at least 8 of them!
I reckon new threads = 3, top posts = 17, use of snark = 4, wrongly spelt snark use = 2, chimp use = 5, mention of spiritual self discovery = 2, undecipherable sentence structure = 61%
Originally posted by StarrmanOK , here are my picks - 14 new threads ; 6 chimp mentions ; 3 snarks . There will be one thread where he posts 7 times of 9 total posts .
Lol
I reckon new threads = 3, top posts = 17, use of snark = 4, wrongly spelt snark use = 2, chimp use = 5, mention of spiritual self discovery = 2, undecipherable sentence structure = 61%
We'll count up saturday AM . All bets in by 4 PM , Mountain Time on friday .
Originally posted by Moldy CrowThis it the funniest post I have ever read! free crack night in Wyoming! I love it!
I think we should have a pool on how many threads SVW starts up this friday night . The forums are dead then , and evidently it's "free crack night" in Wyoming , and he always starts like forty threads when it's obvious no one's on-line .
What can we put up the winner , recs ?
What other catagories can we include - number of times he calls someone a "good chimp" ? Number of posts in a row uninterupted by the response of another ?