Go back
Full Metal Jacket.

Full Metal Jacket.

General

Vote Up
Vote Down

Private Joker: I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Private Joker: I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
You may talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Private Joker: I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

😀

Vote Up
Vote Down

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the *** and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Hartman 😀

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by lausey
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the *** and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so *' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Vietcong Sniper: Shoot... me. Sh-oooot... me...

Vote Up
Vote Down

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?

Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high.

Today you people are no longer maggots... Here, you are all equally worthless.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f***ing walrus-looking piece of s***. Get the f*** off of my obstacle. Get the f*** down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your b***s off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Cowboy: Tough break for HandJob. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

Joker: What was the matter with him?

Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day.

Eightball: It's no sh*t. At least ten times a day.

Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy f*cker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

Vote Up
Vote Down

I think we need a thread for all of Kubrick's stuff.

Eggywegs..... i would like to....SMASH 'EM!

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by rbmorris
I think we need a thread for all of Kubrick's stuff.

Eggywegs..... i would like to....SMASH 'EM!
How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!

Vote Up
Vote Down

What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by rbmorris
What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.
Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.

(Damn you, I'll need to rent this again.)