Originally posted by Hand of HecateActually HandJob, I'm a reasonably well-educated cretin 😀
This one was made for ignorant cretins like yourself!
[b]Bull*. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.[/b]
Although I know you snagged the line from FMJ I can't help thinking that it's the kind of febrile derogatory remark that your Maggotty Raven buddy resorts to when he can't think of anything witty of his own.
😕 If you can't come up some plagerized racist remark you can fling around, why bother living?
HARTMAN: ...If God wanted you up there He would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't He?
PYLE: Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN: Get your fat ass up there, Pyle!
PYLE: Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN: What the hell is the matter with you anyway? I'll bet you if there was some *(kitty)* up there on top of that obstacle you could get up there! Couldn't you?!
PYLE: Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN Your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum, Pyle. Do you know that?
PYLE: Sir, yes, sir!
Originally posted by widgetFeverish?
Actually HandJob, I'm a reasonably well-educated cretin 😀
Although I know you snagged the line from FMJ I can't help thinking that it's the kind of febrile derogatory remark that your Maggotty Raven buddy resorts to when he can't think of anything witty of his own.
😕 If you can't come up some plagerized racist remark you can fling around, why bother living?
Originally posted by widgetIf you were even poorly educated you'd know that emoticons aren't proper punctuation, you goddamned fool.
Actually HandJob, I'm a reasonably well-educated cretin 😀
Although I know you snagged the line from FMJ I can't help thinking that it's the kind of febrile derogatory remark that your Maggotty Raven buddy resorts to when he can't think of anything witty of his own.
😕 If you can't come up some plagerized racist remark you can fling around, why bother living?
Originally posted by SJ247"I'm singing in the (kick) rain,
Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.
(Damn you, I'll need to rent this again.)
just singing in the (kick) rain.
What a glorious feeling (kick),
and I'm happy (kick) again.
Originally posted by Moldy CrowAh, the muckslinger awaketh! 😀 I didn't really want to tar you with the same lazy brush, Moldy...
If you were even poorly educated you'd know that emoticons aren't proper punctuation, you goddamned fool.
... but you are Clanmates, are you knot 😛 ? Tied at the umbilical by sleaze and innuendo?
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Originally posted by widgetHH: Do you think I'm cute Private Widget; do you think I'm funny?
Actually HandJob, I'm a reasonably well-educated cretin 😀
Although I know you snagged the line from FMJ I can't help thinking that it's the kind of febrile derogatory remark that your Maggotty Raven buddy resorts to when he can't think of anything witty of his own.
😕 If you can't come up some plagerized racist remark you can fling around, why bother living?
Widget: Sir, no, sir!
HH: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Widget: Sir, yes, sir.
HH: Well any * time sweetheart!
Widget: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
HH: Private Widget I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-*-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-* you!
(By the way, as you demonstrate so admirably, being ignorant and well educated are hardly mutually exclusive. I'll work on plagerizing something racist for you... where's my copy of Mein Kampf?)
Originally posted by widgetThere's no innuendo. I think we've all been very clear in our open loathing for you. You have few, if any redeeming qualities and exchanging verbal barbs with you has given me a rash. Thanks for that.
Ah, the muckslinger awaketh! 😀 I didn't really want to tar you with the same lazy brush, Moldy...
... but you are Clanmates, are you knot 😛 ? Tied at the umbilical by sleaze and innuendo?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI can only hope that it's truly infectious and you are left scarred but irrevocably sensitized to the wonder around you 😛 It wouldn't hurt if you spread the disease to a few more of your 'Snipe buddies 😞
There's no innuendo. I think we've all been very clear in our open loathing for you. You have few, if any redeeming qualities and exchanging verbal barbs with you has given me a rash. Thanks for that.
😲 Maybe next time you have a group grope ...oops I meant a group hug, of course...
Do you have a spot left in the gutter for Brother Edweirdo or will he have to audition fomally? 😵