HARTMAN: Do you suck d**ks?
PYLE: Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN: Bullshit! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
PYLE: Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN: I don't like the name Lawrence! Only f@ggots and sailors are called Lawrence! From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
Originally posted by EsotericI like the way you edited "faggot" but left in sh!t. lol
HARTMAN: Do you suck d**ks?
PYLE: Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN: Bullshit! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
PYLE: Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN: I don't like the name Lawrence! Only f@ggots and sailors are called Lawrence! From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
Originally posted by Hand of HecateMy cousin recently came back from Vietnam. Some of the locals allowed him to fire off a few rounds at cardboard cutouts of american soldiers with both an M16 and an AK47. It cost him about $50 US to go on the shooting range, and for another $100, he reckons they wouldve taken him out to a field and shot a rocketlauncher at a cow!
Private Joker: I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
Great country
Originally posted by widgetHoly dog *. Campbell River? Only steers and queers come from Campbell River, Private Widget and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
I can only hope that it's truly infectious and you are left scarred but irrevocably sensitized to the wonder around you 😛 It wouldn't hurt if you spread the disease to a few more of your 'Snipe buddies 😞
😲 Maybe next time you have a group grope ...oops I meant a group hug, of course...
Do you have a spot left in the gutter for Brother Edweirdo or will he have to audition fomally? 😵
