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15 May 11

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

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15 May 11

I've got a couple. You?

FreakyKBH

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15 May 11

Is this an aunt rant?

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

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17 May 11

Yeah, I have a pair...

Ponderable

chemist

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24 May 11

you mean funny 🙂 or funny 😵

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

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24 May 11

Originally posted by Ponderable
you mean funny 🙂 or funny 😵

I meant funny 😕

The only Mr T

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24 May 11

Originally posted by jimslyp69
I meant funny 😕

my whole family is made up of those...

shortcircuit

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25 May 11

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Yeah, I have a pair...

From what I hear, they are very small and you don't know how to use them. 😛

testergame07

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27 May 11

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~~Frank Burns~~

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28 May 11

Originally posted by shortcircuit
From what I hear, they are very small and you don't know how to use them. 😛

They bounce off your chin like a speed bag.

By the way, you run like a girl.

shortcircuit

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28 May 11

Originally posted by Frank Burns
They bounce off your chin like a speed bag.

By the way, you run like a girl.

Three days....and THAT is the best you could come up with ya meat?

Cop a squat behind the dish and become target practice.

Try not to speak, it just attracts flies.

Sicilian Sausage

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28 May 11

This thread is certainly living up to it's title. Carry on folks.

😏

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

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29 May 11

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Three days....and THAT is the best you could come up with ya meat?

Cop a squat behind the dish and become target practice.

Try not to speak, it just attracts flies.

You still hit from the ladies tee?

shortcircuit

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29 May 11

Originally posted by Frank Burns
You still hit from the ladies tee?

Jeez Frank...you could screw up a wet dream.

I said I still hit on the ladies, and you look like Mr. T.

~~Frank Burns~~

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30 May 11

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Jeez Frank...you could screw up a wet dream.

I said I still hit on the ladies, and you look like Mr. T.

I'm certain you've been slapped by a couple of ladies.

Sober up and out of the gutter son, The weekend is over. This is no time to be laying in a pool of your own urine.

shortcircuit

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30 May 11

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I'm certain you've been slapped by a couple of ladies.

Sober up and out of the gutter son, The weekend is over. This is no time to be laying in a pool of your own urine.

I pity the fool (Frank Burns) who can't realize he has peed himself and is delirious.

I suspect you (Frank Burns) spent too much time fondling the Jameson's bottle.
One can only imagine what you (Frank Burns) were thinking while sucking on that bottle.

Drink some hot coffee and hopefully your (Frank Burns'😉 sense of reality will return.
Then we will be back to steadily bitchslapping you (Frank Burns) like usual.

(I know your dementia causes you (Frank Burns) to forget who we are talking about,
so I left subtle reminders throughout the text to help you follow along) I just hope you aren't too ignorant to comprehend it. 😕