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Originally posted by shortcircuit
I pity the fool who can't realize he has peed himself and is delirious.

I suspect you spent too much time fondling the Jameson's bottle.
One can only imagine what you were thinking while sucking on that bottle.

Drink some hot coffee and hopefully your sense of reality will return.
Then we will be back to steadily bitchslapping like usual.
If I may intrude here. I am able to get a venue rented where, I'm pretty sure, you two could "duke it out" in front of a paying audience. Now by "duke it out" I mean the two of you can do it by words or with 8 oz gloves. What say you? PM me if you're interested...nah just respond here in the thread.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
If I may intrude here. I am able to get a venue rented where, I'm pretty sure, you two could "duke it out" in front of a paying audience. Now by "duke it out" I mean the two of you can do it by words or with 8 oz gloves. What say you? PM me if you're interested...nah just respond here in the thread.
Quiet you! You're just an effing Canadian.


Shorty, wearing long pants yet?

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Quiet you! You're just an effing Canadian.


Shorty, wearing long pants yet?
Hey those are fighting words. 😠 I may just rent the place and you and I could have a go you Oregon living, Washington visiting, Montanan. You American?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Hey those are fighting words. 😠 I may just rent the place and you and I could have a go you Oregon living, Washington visiting, Montanan. You American?
Listen up you moose loving light beer sipping canuck!!!

Frank Burns invented Chuck Norris!!!
He would carve you up into tiny pieces and leave you for animal feed.
You would be better off trying to shove a hot poker up a wildat's arse than to mess with Frank Burns.

Now, me, I kick his arse regularly, but no limp wristed, panty wearing canuck would stand a chance against him.

They don't call him Frank and Beans Burns for nothing you know!!!

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Listen up you moose loving light beer sipping canuck!!!

Frank Burns invented Chuck Norris!!!
He would carve you up into tiny pieces and leave you for animal feed.
You would be better off trying to shove a hot poker up a wildat's arse than to mess with Frank Burns.

Now, me, I kick his arse regularly, but no limp wristed, panty wearing canuck wou ...[text shortened]... and a chance against him.

They don't call him Frank and Beans Burns for nothing you know!!!
You're so full of hot air I'll bet you have to be teathered to the ground.
Light beer? Gimme a break. As for the Moose...don't knock it till you've tried it.
As for Frank and Charles well I'm not even going there.
The wildcat "trick", I have to admit I tried and you're right on there.
Let's do this then you electrical mishap. You guys go at it and I'll take on the whiner. No that's not a mispell 'cause that's all you two do.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. Go Canucks go. Beantowners beware.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You're so full of hot air I'll bet you have to be teathered to the ground.
Light beer? Gimme a break. As for the Moose...don't knock it till you've tried it.
As for Frank and Charles well I'm not even going there.
The wildcat "trick", I have to admit I tried and you're right on there.
Let's do this then you electrical mishap. You guys go at it an ...[text shortened]... two do.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. Go Canucks go. Beantowners beware.
Obviously you have been taking facials in the goalie box without your mask again!!

You should change your name to the Great Big Tease.

Canada...where the men are men and the moose are nervous!!

Canucks are good for one thing only....go fetch me a beer.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Obviously you have been taking facials in the goalie box without your mask again!!

You should change your name to the Great Big Tease.

Canada...where the men are men and the moose are nervous!!

Canucks are good for one thing only....go fetch me a beer.
OK you got me. Goalie box?
Great Big Tease...rolls off the tongue. I like it.
Canada...where men are men and the moose taste good.
Ya a "good" beer...that'll be $4.50 Cdn please.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
OK you got me. Goalie box?
Great Big Tease...rolls off the tongue. I like it.
Canada...where men are men and the moose taste good.
Ya a "good" beer...that'll be $4.50 Cdn please.
You'd pay $4.50 Can. for a Coors Light!? I think that silver bullet must have grazed you and dazed you...

Permanently.

Ya know what Canadians have for Thanksgiving?

Coors Light and a hot dog.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
You'd pay $4.50 Can. for a Coors Light!? I think that silver bullet must have grazed you and dazed you...

Permanently.

Ya know what Canadians have for Thanksgiving?

Coors Light and a hot dog.
Coors Light? Bud Light? Ewwww... gag me with a spoon dude.
And in Canada it's not always a hot dog, some of the time it's a chien chaud.

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oh yeah? I'll drink some gasoline just to piss on your campfire! Know why? BECAUSE I'M FU@#ING HARDCORE!

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Originally posted by tomtom232
oh yeah? I'll drink some gasoline just to piss on your campfire! Know why? BECAUSE I'M FU@#ING HARDCORE!
You're FUELING HARDCORE? Oh wait I get it now, gasoline(fuel). That's really funny.😠



What a to*l.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You're FUELING HARDCORE? Oh wait I get it now, gasoline(fuel). That's really funny.😠



What a to*l.
NOT a towl! THE towl! I don't start the mess I just clean it up! BECAUSE I"M FU@#ING HARDCORE!

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