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I love the old colloquial sayings that seem to be disappearing these days.
My grandmother, when she couldn't find something, would say "What went with it"
It seems the South (USA) is particularly well known for these great old sayings.
"I am gonna beat you like a red-headed step-child"
"I will snatch you bald-headed"
After talking to your mother, someone will ask you "What'd your Momma 'low?"

Can you think of any others (from anywhere?)

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"What does that have to do with the price of beans in boston?"

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He's tougher'n a boiled owl.

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"... on them like white on rice"

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I'll bet you nickles to navy beans....

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Originally posted by Samdogg
"What does that have to do with the price of beans in boston?"
My Mom always used to say, "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" I could never figure out an appropriate response. 🙁

~ Cheshire Cat 😀

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Originally posted by Cheshire Cat
My Mom always used to say, "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" I could never figure out an appropriate response. 🙁

~ Cheshire Cat 😀
I think saying *Everything!!* would be appropriate there 😉. You have to say it enthusiastically though 🙂. Maybe your mom would've been searching for a response then 😉.

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Originally posted by Cheshire Cat
My Mom always used to say, "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" I could never figure out an appropriate response. 🙁

~ Cheshire Cat 😀
My grandma says it

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This thread is slicker than Owl crap on a doorknob!

OOhhh boy he's really going to town now!

I'd swim in the Red River but I wouldnt drink from it!

What you doing with that slingblade? I reckon Im gonna kill you with it.

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I dated a hillbilly girl and she used to drive me nuts with: "Don't make me no never-mind." ARRGH!!!

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He's tougher than a pine knot.

If it were a snake it would'a bit ya.
(when looking for an object you can't find and then someone else comes along and spots it right away)

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.
(when something good, but rare, happens to you)

My dog ain't in that fight.
(staying out of an argument when you have no vested interest in it)

That boy couldn't spell "CAT" if ya gave him the first two letters. (obviously referring to a bad speller)

He couldn't pour p#ss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel.
(a dimwit)

Well cut my legs off and call me shorty!
(usually yelled when surprised at an event)

That girl's all meat no taters.
(referring to a rather full figured woman)

That girl's all taters and no meat.
(a thin woman)

There are about a million of these, but that's all my mind can conjur up at the moment. There are some others that are really funny. If I come up with anymore I'll post'em.

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I've used this one in different places but not here I don't think---

"When life throws you lemons, you make lemonade. When life throws you fruitcake, you throw it back"

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And I aways hate it when I ask a question to nail the subject matter down and the engineer says, "It's 6 of one, half dozen of the other."
😕

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''you scared the sh!t out of me''

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Originally posted by Riddle562
''you scared the sh!t out of me''
me waking up face to face with my exgirlfriend

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