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They always grow back!

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Originally posted by eddiedean
They always grow back!
Don't encourage them.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Don't encourage them.

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Fair enough!

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Originally posted by eddiedean
They always grow back!
Cut them when the black grows too much underneath and have a great chew. The gristle is better than any pork scratchings!

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Originally posted by mikelom
Cut them when the black grows too much underneath and have a great chew. The gristle is better than any pork scratchings!
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? 😉

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? 😉
The previous post is a typical comment for a "Man from the North" of England. . . Regard it simply as a window into the culture of the heathen people who live there.

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Originally posted by EAPOE
The previous post is a typical comment for a "Man from the North" of England. . . Regard it simply as a window into the culture of the heathen people who live there.

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LMAO!

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Originally posted by Suzianne
LMAO!
In China nail filings have long been used as a cure for bird flu

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Originally posted by Rene Pogel
In China nail filings have long been used as a cure for bird flu
How do you get the birds to eat them?

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if you cut your hands off at the wrist then i believe the nails stop growing.
it makes it harder to perform silver service, however, so if you're a waiter in a smart restaurant, i don't recommend this course of action.


(i tried to post this a moment ago but it got barred. it's because i called it a sw@nky restaurant. because that was what was inappropriate about the post.)

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
if you cut your hands off at the wrist then i believe the nails stop growing.
it makes it harder to perform silver service, however, so if you're a waiter in a smart restaurant, i don't recommend this course of action.


(i tried to post this a moment ago but it got barred. it's because i called it a sw@nky restaurant. because that was what was inappropriate about the post.)
Won't your toenails start to grow twice as much?

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Originally posted by EAPOE
The previous post is a typical comment for a "Man from the North" of England. . . Regard it simply as a window into the culture of the heathen people who live there.

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You misspelt 'Heaven people', but I oblige your arrogance is blissful! koff.. I have a mild flu....... koff...... gosh I keep koffing.

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Originally posted by Rene Pogel
In China nail filings have long been used as a cure for bird flu
24th. I'm not there yet!... but really?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? 😉
Naaaaaaaaa. Granny! & I slip my tongue underneath her falsies too, just to give her pacemaker an extra kick!

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