if you cut your hands off at the wrist then i believe the nails stop growing.
it makes it harder to perform silver service, however, so if you're a waiter in a smart restaurant, i don't recommend this course of action.
(i tried to post this a moment ago but it got barred. it's because i called it a sw@nky restaurant. because that was what was inappropriate about the post.)
Originally posted by Officer DibbleWon't your toenails start to grow twice as much?
if you cut your hands off at the wrist then i believe the nails stop growing.
it makes it harder to perform silver service, however, so if you're a waiter in a smart restaurant, i don't recommend this course of action.
(i tried to post this a moment ago but it got barred. it's because i called it a sw@nky restaurant. because that was what was inappropriate about the post.)
Originally posted by EAPOEYou misspelt 'Heaven people', but I oblige your arrogance is blissful! koff.. I have a mild flu....... koff...... gosh I keep koffing.
The previous post is a typical comment for a "Man from the North" of England. . . Regard it simply as a window into the culture of the heathen people who live there.
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