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A biologist, an accountant and a mathematician were having lunch
together. Across the street was an empty building. They observed 2
people walk into the building and 30 minutes later saw 3 people walk
out.
The biologist concluded that the 2 people must have reproduced.
The accountant disagreed, saying there was obviously an error in the
initial count.
The mathematician said, if someone walks into the building, it will be
empty again.

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nice joke, bring it to the party

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Originally posted by rbmorris
A biologist, an accountant and a mathematician were having lunch
together. Across the street was an empty building. They observed 2
people walk into the building and 30 minutes later saw 3 people walk
out.
The biologist concluded that the 2 people must have reproduced.
The accountant disagreed, saying there was obviously an error in the
initial count.
The mathematician said, if someone walks into the building, it will be
empty again.
Don't be so negative.

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There are 10 groups of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
There are 10 groups of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.
I love that one.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
There are 10 groups of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Beat me too it. 🙁

Chicks love that joke.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I love that one.
I always thought you were a guy. 😉

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I always thought you were a guy. 😉

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I always thought u were a guy?

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
I always thought u were a guy?
Well, he didn't say he loves the joke. He probably wanted to post it to impress the chicks. 😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Well, he didn't say he loves the joke. He probably wanted to post it to impress the chicks. 😉
Unless he's a lesbian do ya think?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I always thought you were a guy. 😉

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Why are you "always" thinking about my sexuality? That worries me. I can honestly say I've never thought about your genetalia.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Why are you "always" thinking about my sexuality? That worries me. I can honestly say I've never thought about your genetalia.
Apart from that one time when you wrote about my genitalia in an internet forum? Unless you weren't thinking while you were writing, which is possible in the general forum? 😉

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Why are you "always" thinking about my sexuality? That worries me. I can honestly say I've never thought about your genetalia.
Do you know gun could be considered a phallic symbol so maybe ur too busy thinking of ur own genetalia

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Do you know gun could be considered a phallic symbol so maybe ur too busy thinking of ur own genetalia
You sure do know your phallic symbols. Is this a hobby?

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This one will get me in trouble but...

A jewish kid walks up to his father and says "hey Dad, can I have 40 dollars"?

His father responds "30 dollars! What do you need 20 dollars for? I don't have 10 dollars"!

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