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So, my dear sauerkrauted friends, why the hell your toilettes have the hole in the front and, in the back, right where the matter is expeled from the body, you have a flat part where the crap lands.

I mean, be honest: Do you like to contemplate your own fecal matter before flushing it? Is it something to do with your genes? Are you still paying for the sins of the WWII?

Thanks for the info.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do you like to contemplate your own fecal matter before flushing it?
You don't?!

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What sins? They lost! 😏😏

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Originally posted by Crowley
You don't?!
Er... yeah, but more discretely, not on full display.

😕

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Originally posted by Seitse


I mean, be honest: Do you like to contemplate your own fecal matter before flushing it?
I gather that the purpose of the ledge (I'd be interested to know the correct German term) is precisely so that the stool may be inspected as a gauge of general health, as in the film 'The Madness of King George'.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I gather that the purpose of the ledge (I'd be interested to know the correct German term) is precisely so that the stool may be inspected as a gauge of general health, as in the film 'The Madness of King George'.
Krapen platten ?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I gather that the purpose of the ledge (I'd be interested to know the correct German term) is precisely so that the stool may be inspected as a gauge of general health, as in the film 'The Madness of King George'.
Recognised by our local Bowel Cancer Awareness Authority, as something all of us over 50 should do every day for diagnostic checking purposes.

And if you're younger, you may still have an infantile fascination with s*** 😀

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Ok, I confess I check my own stuff, but for a mixture of amazement, fascination, amusement, and au revoir... if I want to do it for health reasons, what should I look for in the turd? Corn? There's always corn! So, why would that be a sympthom of anything?!?!?!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ok, I confess I check my own stuff, but for a mixture of amazement, fascination, amusement, and au revoir... if I want to do it for health reasons, what should I look for in the turd? [b]Corn? There's always corn! So, why would that be a sympthom of anything?!?!?![/b]
I eat mine.... to make sure it is cleaned twice before I let it into the sewer. That's my bit for keeping the planet clean.... 😀

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Originally posted by mikelom
I eat mine.... to make sure it is cleaned twice before I let it into the sewer. That's my bit for keeping the planet clean.... 😀
This explains much...

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Originally posted by mikelom
I eat mine.... to make sure it is cleaned twice before I let it into the sewer. That's my bit for keeping the planet clean.... 😀
So if I bump into you in the middle of a street, and I yell at you 'eat crap!', you won't be offended, right?

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Originally posted by Seitse
So if I bump into you in the middle of a street, and I yell at you 'eat crap!', you won't be offended, right?
He'll be offended if you don't give him any to consume on the spot. Therefore be sure to carry with you a print-out of some official Chinese government publication to shove down his throat. See if you can get him to beg like a dog while you're at it. Something tells me he'd like it.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
He'll be offended if you don't give him any to consume on the spot. Therefore be sure to carry with you a print-out of some official Chinese government publication to shove down his throat. See if you can get him to beg like a dog while you're at it. Something tells me he'd like it.
Hey, something tells me YOU would like to see me doing that to him.

Deal.

5 dolla.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Hey, something tells me YOU would like to see me doing that to him.

Deal.

5 dolla.
Don Seitse ... it would be a great honour.

My uncle Javier sends his regards.

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Originally posted by Seitse
So, my dear sauerkrauted friends, why the hell your toilettes have the hole in the front and, in the back, right where the matter is expeled from the body, you have a flat part where the crap lands.

I mean, be honest: Do you like to contemplate your own fecal matter before flushing it? Is it something to do with your genes? Are you still paying for the sins of the WWII?

Thanks for the info.
The "inspection" ledge is available in several countries. I've seen it in Germany, The Netherlands and Hungary. I'm not too much of a fan of them myself!