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Originally posted by Seitse
So if I bump into you in the middle of a street, and I yell at you 'eat crap!', you won't be offended, right?
I would exect you to drop 'em and give it steaming! 😲

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Seconded. I'll lead guitar!.... who's on drums?

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Originally posted by Seitse
So, my dear sauerkrauted friends, why the hell your toilettes have the hole in the front and, in the back, right where the matter is expeled from the body, you have a flat part where the crap lands.

I mean, be honest: Do you like to contemplate your own fecal matter before flushing it? Is it something to do with your genes? Are you still paying for the sins of the WWII?

Thanks for the info.
It stops the poop from splashing.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
It stops the poop from splashing.
Diarrhoea doesn't splash. You obviously mix the wrong drinks! 😉

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Don Seitse ... it would be a great honour.

My uncle Javier sends his regards.
You, young Bosse, have a bright future in the family.

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Originally posted by Seitse
You, young Bosse, have a bright future in the family.
What? His family adopted a Chinese kid?

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Originally posted by Seitse
So, my dear sauerkrauted friends, why the hell your toilettes have the hole in the front and, in the back, right where the matter is expeled from the body, you have a flat part where the crap lands.

I mean, be honest: Do you like to contemplate your own fecal matter before flushing it? Is it something to do with your genes? Are you still paying for the sins of the WWII?

Thanks for the info.
I've only been to Germany once and was surprised to find this in a public convenience at a petrol station....surprised because I accidentally stuck a finger in my own pile of poo whilst wiping! The question has puzzled me ever since.

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Originally posted by Beltaine
I've only been to Germany once and was surprised to find this in a public convenience at a petrol station....surprised because I accidentally stuck a finger in my own pile of poo whilst wiping! The question has puzzled me ever since.
Priceless.

Could it perhaps form the basis of a koan?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Priceless.

Could it perhaps form the basis of a koan?
Yes! An unanswerable question! I feel nirvana coming on already. 😉

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Originally posted by Beltaine
Yes! An unanswerable question! I feel nirvana coming on already.
Messianic colonic irrigationists congregate from all quarters ...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Messianic colonic irrigationists congregate from all quarters ...
"What is the purpose of one's poo piling" 🙂

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Originally posted by Seitse
So, my dear sauerkrauted friends, why the hell your toilettes have the hole in the front and, in the back, right where the matter is expeled from the body, you have a flat part where the crap lands.

I mean, be honest: Do you like to contemplate your own fecal matter before flushing it? Is it something to do with your genes? Are you still paying for the sins of the WWII?

Thanks for the info.
The so called inspection ledge is actually better known as the Trophy Ledge.

You leave your "trophy" for the next person too see as a way of saying "can you do any better".

True connoissuers will carefully remove the trophy, pass their own and if they are unable to match up will flush their own away and replace the winning beast in situ.

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Originally posted by Beltaine
"What is the purpose of one's poo piling" 🙂
Survival instinct - If a bear chases me, I can create a 'stepping stool'.

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I believe defecation and its products are the world's most popular chat subject.

Anyone agreeing with the above, raise your butt!