Germans, please explain

Originally posted by Wheely
The "inspection" ledge is available in several countries. I've seen it in Germany, The Netherlands and Hungary. I'm not too much of a fan of them myself!

No splash, though, which must be a plus...

Originally posted by c99ux
No splash, though, which must be a plus...

Hey, in those particularly warm days, the splash can be almost like heaven sent.

Originally posted by Seitse
So, my dear sauerkrauted friends, why the hell your toilettes have the hole in the front and, in the back, right where the matter is expeled from the body, you have a flat part where the crap lands.

I mean, be honest: Do you like to contemplate your own fecal matter before flushing it? Is it something to do with your genes? Are you still paying for the sins of the WWII?

Thanks for the info.

EDIT: Found a little rant about German toilets on the interwebz:

http://www.asecular.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

Originally posted by PBE6
Pic plx.

Perv.

Is it true you like the rusty trumbone?

Originally posted by Seitse
Perv.

Is it true you like the rusty trumbone?

Picture Dizzy Gillespie puffing his cheeks up in an attempt to blow the mute out of a trombone. Now imagine he's actually supermodel and television personality Heidi Klum:

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/celeb-profiles-actress/heidi-klum/pictures/heidi-klum-picture-2.jpg

Now imagine she actually does it, but there was off-white pancake batter in the trombone and it got blown all over the wall like an original Jackson Pollack:

http://www.flytip.com/blogs/design/archives/images/jackson_pollack.jpg

Can you imagine anything better?

Originally posted by PBE6
EDIT: Found a little rant about German toilets on the interwebz:

http://www.asecular.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

Another feat of brilliant German engineering! 😵

Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Another feat of brilliant German engineering! 😵

The should have shelved it when they had the chance... 😵

Originally posted by mikelom
Diarrhoea doesn't splash. You obviously mix the wrong drinks! 😉

iT DOES UNDER PRESSURE

Originally posted by PBE6
Can you imagine anything better?

Frenchkissing with Christina Ricci?

Originally posted by Seitse
Frenchkissing with Christina Ricci?

You mean the one on the left?

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2003_Monster/2003_monster_004.jpg

Originally posted by PBE6
You mean the one on the left?

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2003_Monster/2003_monster_004.jpg

Yes, this one

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Christina_Ricci_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, this one

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Christina_Ricci_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

Is that one of those German toilets? It looks more plastic than porcelain to
me. And where do I?.. you know?.. where...

Originally posted by Jigtie
Is that one of those German toilets? It looks more plastic than porcelain to
me. And where do I?.. you know?.. where...

Wherever you want, dear, wherever you want.

🙂

Originally posted by Seitse
Wherever you want, dear, wherever you want.

🙂

...do I poo. 😕

Originally posted by Seitse
So, my dear sauerkrauted friends, why the hell your toilettes have the hole in the front and, in the back, right where the matter is expeled from the body, you have a flat part where the crap lands.

I mean, be honest: Do you like to contemplate your own fecal matter before flushing it? Is it something to do with your genes? Are you still paying for the sins of the WWII?

Thanks for the info.

As someone who has lived in Germany, I wonder this myself. In fact, you can go to an Apotheke and buy little sticks to prod around in your smelly, disgusting debris. Please, Germans, explain this behaviour which is very unsavoury to the rest of the world. Is this behaviour an indication of your anal attidute?