Gifts to give a woman.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Ha you're a lot braver than I am. This could turn into a ladies attack thread very quickly. They may be small except for your wife apparently 😉 but they have a mean left hook. Quick edit fast and place in the joke thread. I'm trying to save ya bro before Super Suzi gets here. Gotta love her. 😏

Originally posted by Suzianne
Nah, I thought it was funny, but it did make me go "ooooooooh", like I hope he had his track shoes on. 🙂

Give her an erection set that should keep her busy. 😀

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Give her an erection set that should keep her busy. 😀

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Give her an erection set that should keep her busy. 😀

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Time/attention/interest in me or what I'm doing. I did love it in high school when a boyfriend made me music cassette tapes, complete with dedications. I'm not interested in flowers, jewelry, or a bunch of random stuff. If it was symbolic of a shared experience, that'd be different.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Give her your heart and your all if you love her.

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Many say that chocolate as a gift is predictable, boring, kitsch worn-out etc. but chocolate never fails. Chocolate is the basics. Now, depending on who she is and what relation you are in with her, you can add a nice clothing gift to it. From some sexy item, via scarf and vintage handbag, to the antique rollator to your mother-in-law or grand-aunt.

a nice packet of pork sausages (works for me)or a spanking(works for me)

A jewel encrusted vacuum cleaner with compartments for holding perfumes and chocolates, and a vase for roses.