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any nice girl want to play me? no furry eyebrows, please

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Originally posted by david2525
any nice girl want to play me? no furry eyebrows, please
Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

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Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wannahave lunch

I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

That's all they really want
Some lunch
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch
'Cause girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls, they wanna
Wanna to have lunch
Girls wanna have

She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

That's all they really want
Is some lunch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls, they wanna
Wanna have lunch
Girls wanna have

They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls

They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls just wanna have lunch
Girls
Girls just wanna have lunch

They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna have lunch!

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Originally posted by zebano
Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wannahave lunch

I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls, ...[text shortened]... na
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna have lunch!
Okay, enough singing. Can I have lunch now, please?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Okay, enough singing. Can I have lunch now, please?
on the menu:

pawn crackers served with checkolate sauce

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Originally posted by david2525
on the menu:

pawn crackers served with checkolate sauce
*Takes plate and starts munching away* Yes.... fine.... it's kinda late for me on my end and I haven't eaten athing for a long time. *Hits anyone who walks too dangerously close with a coconut*

~The MCP

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Originally posted by TheMCP
*Takes plate and starts munching away* Yes.... fine.... it's kinda late for me on my end and I haven't eaten athing for a long time. *Hits anyone who walks too dangerously close with a coconut*

~The MCP
Guess the guys from Canada will find this funny??😕

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Is it too much to ask that chess players don't give chess players a bad name?

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i dont think any girls are there

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Originally posted by david2525
any nice girl want to play me? no furry eyebrows, please
in other words, you are trying to find a girlfriend. now that's just lame.

drop the eyebrow note, and relize that all girls are nice. if you get on their good side. 😉 never insult a girl. especially one who is easily affended, because chances are she can defend herself. PHYSICLY! men have a large weakness in thier pants.

follow the advice, and you might find someone.

And remember: DON'T BE SHALLOW!!!

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Originally posted by Zelinda
, and relize that all girls are nice.
Sweet holy Mary mother of bloody God...

What sort of girls do you hang around with?
Girls are scum. No, they're lower than that...they're pond scum and all they do all bloody day is buy shoes and whine.

My advice to anybody wanting a girlfriend is: Go gay.
Men are much "nicer" by far. And they don't buy shoes.

Although many gay men probably do. Avoid gays as well.
God damn it... Go solo. At least you'll get the strokes down to a tea!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Sweet holy Mary mother of bloody God...

What sort of girls do you hang around with?
Girls are scum. No, they're lower than that...they're pond scum and all they do all bloody day is buy shoes and whine.

My advice to anybody wanting a girlfriend is: Go gay.
Men are much "nicer" by far. And they don't buy shoes.

Although many gay men probably ...[text shortened]... oid gays as well.
God damn it... Go solo. At least you'll get the strokes down to a tea!
What kind of imbecile are you to start your post with "Sweet Mary..." and proceed to equate women to scum.

I am suspecting, after your post, you to be a cornhole licker. No, not suspecting, you've pretty much stated it.

This "David" gerk is just a pissy pussy. I'm sure she's just some lameass I've offended "in a different life". if you get my gist. No other reason for the nerd to take a game, and immediately ridicule me, then refuse to make a move.

Loser.

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Originally posted by SJ247
I am suspecting, after your post, you to be a cornhole licker. No, not suspecting, you've pretty much stated it.

There's nothing like a good rimming to get the day off to a great begin!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
There's nothing like a good rimming to get the day off to a great begin!
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Originally posted by shavixmir
Sweet holy Mary mother of bloody God...

What sort of girls do you hang around with?
Girls are scum. No, they're lower than that...they're pond scum and all they do all bloody day is buy shoes and whine.

My advice to anybody wanting a girlfriend is: Go gay.
Men are much "nicer" by far. And they don't buy shoes.

Although many gay men probably ...[text shortened]... oid gays as well.
God damn it... Go solo. At least you'll get the strokes down to a tea!
Hey Shavixmir,

Ever noticed how girls smell different after you've been with them for a while? It's like "Oh, I don't want this one any more, she's all dirty and wet and smells weird..."

Whereas with the boys, it's like "Oh yeah, this one's all damp now... Mmmmmmmm......"




Nah, me neither.