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Giving up smoking and drinking (involuntarily)

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Oh, it's so sad...
Lack of everything...
Tucked up in bed, under doctor's orders.
Temperature 38.7 (c), rising slowly...
44 hours since I last had a smoke, when the last pack ran out. I'm dying for a fag but the wifey say's "No, I'm not going to buy you any. The doctor says you should give up anyway..."
52 hours since I last had a beer (or vodka or bourbon or sake or shochu...) and you know what the wifey says... ("Doctor said "No,"..." )
The only "food" I've eaten for 3 days now is soup with rice ("Please, let me have some sashimi, or fish..." but you know what wifey says ("Doctor said "No,"..." )
Crawling into the next room to switch on the computer. At least I can make a few moves before the machine crashes, or I fall asleep again... And then Wifey'll come home and go ballistic again ("Doctor said "No," Get back in bed..." )
This is my last hope, if someone will please send me a pack of Marlboro Lights (AND NOT THOSE MENTHOL CRAP!!!!) and a bottle of Wyborowa, I'll be eternally grateful...

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Originally posted by c99ux
Oh, it's so sad...
Lack of everything...
Tucked up in bed, under doctor's orders.
Temperature 38.7 (c), rising slowly...
44 hours since I last had a smoke, when the last pack ran out. I'm dying for a fag but the wifey say's "No, I'm not going to buy you any. The doctor says you should give up anyway..."
52 hours since I last had a beer (or vodka or bourbo ...[text shortened]... THOL CRAP!!!!) and a bottle of Wyborowa, I'll be eternally grateful...
I'm phoning right now to tell your wifey. 😛

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Originally posted by c99ux
Oh, it's so sad...
Lack of everything...
Tucked up in bed, under doctor's orders.
Temperature 38.7 (c), rising slowly...
44 hours since I last had a smoke, when the last pack ran out. I'm dying for a fag but the wifey say's "No, I'm not going to buy you any. The doctor says you should give up anyway..."
52 hours since I last had a beer (or vodka or bourbo ...[text shortened]... THOL CRAP!!!!) and a bottle of Wyborowa, I'll be eternally grateful...
there in the post mate, may take a week or two though LOL!!

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Originally posted by rmacken
there in the post mate, may take a week or two though LOL!!
I'm phoning and tell wifey on you too. 😏

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Originally posted by c99ux

44 hours since I last had a smoke, when the last pack ran out.
This is my last hope, if someone will please send me a pack of Marlboro Lights (AND NOT THOSE MENTHOL CRAP!!!!) and a bottle of Wyborowa, I'll be eternally grateful...
If I was jonesing for a smoke after 44 hours , I wouldn't be too picky about whether it was a menthol or not . I'd smoke used Skoal wrapped in butt floss after 44 hours !

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Originally posted by mokko
I'm phoning and tell wifey on you too. 😏
im nicking my wifes fags to send to him.....!

filthy habit! dont mind the drinking though!😛

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Originally posted by c99ux
Oh, it's so sad...
Lack of everything...
Tucked up in bed, under doctor's orders.
Temperature 38.7 (c), rising slowly...
44 hours since I last had a smoke, when the last pack ran out. I'm dying for a fag but the wifey say's "No, I'm not going to buy you any. The doctor says you should give up anyway..."
52 hours since I last had a beer (or vodka or bourbo ...[text shortened]... THOL CRAP!!!!) and a bottle of Wyborowa, I'll be eternally grateful...
In my house my wife does not boss ME around.
Please don't tell her I said that. 😞

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Originally posted by aspviper666
In my house my wife does not boss ME around.
Please don't tell her I said that. 😞

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
If I was jonesing for a smoke after 44 hours , I wouldn't be too picky about whether it was a menthol or not . I'd smoke used Skoal wrapped in butt floss after 44 hours !
Yeah, right, Snakey, she doesn't boss me at all, but if I can't get to the shops, and she refuses to buy me fags, what can I do?

Hey, Moldy Crow, if you asked for Anna Kournikova but got Lindsay Davenport, would you still have a stiffy?

Quality matters...

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Originally posted by c99ux
Yeah, right, Snakey, she doesn't boss me at all, but if I can't get to the shops, and she refuses to buy me fags, what can I do?

Hey, Moldy Crow, if you asked for Anna Kournikova but got Lindsay Davenport, would you still have a stiffy?

Quality matters...
That's what the light switch is for .

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Originally posted by c99ux
Oh, it's so sad...
Lack of everything...
Tucked up in bed, under doctor's orders.
Temperature 38.7 (c), rising slowly...
44 hours since I last had a smoke, when the last pack ran out. I'm dying for a fag but the wifey say's "No, I'm not going to buy you any. The doctor says you should give up anyway..."
52 hours since I last had a beer (or vodka or bourbo ...[text shortened]... THOL CRAP!!!!) and a bottle of Wyborowa, I'll be eternally grateful...
right now i am smoking marlboro lights. it feels so good to smoke.😀😀😀

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Originally posted by vuelve
right now i am smoking marlboro lights. it feels so good to smoke.😀😀😀
How many of them are you smoking, now?
When you grow up, you'll learn to smoke them one at a time.
And inhale...

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
That's what the light switch is for .
I think that even with a bag on I'd notice the difference...

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Originally posted by c99ux
I think that even with a bag on I'd notice the difference...
But either one could probably do more tricks with a peter than a monkey could with 20' of rope .

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Originally posted by c99ux
I think that even with a bag on I'd notice the difference...
Davenport is rich....

Just paste a ferrari picture to her head

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Lewd, rude and oh so not amusing.