Originally posted by c99uxDidn't I read a post the other day claiming that Japanese women were the best because you had her trained as you walked in the door she was at your beck and call. Now you can't even get her to give a you a smoke? Hmm. Seems like one of those posts smells a lot like BS to me.😉
Oh, it's so sad...
Lack of everything...
Tucked up in bed, under doctor's orders.
Temperature 38.7 (c), rising slowly...
44 hours since I last had a smoke, when the last pack ran out. I'm dying for a fag but the wifey say's "No, I'm not going to buy you any. The doctor says you should give up anyway..."
52 hours since I last had a beer (or vodka or bourbo ...[text shortened]... THOL CRAP!!!!) and a bottle of Wyborowa, I'll be eternally grateful...
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Originally posted by Moldy CrowI remember my Uncle Virgil... he was a wild, partying, woman's man. One time when the price of cigarettes went so high he said he'd smoke "anything" and started smoking some straw weeds just to prove his point!
If I was jonesing for a smoke after 44 hours , I wouldn't be too picky about whether it was a menthol or not . I'd smoke used Skoal wrapped in butt floss after 44 hours !
Poor Uncle Virgil... he died in a sanitarium gasping for air. Died of emphazema. Horrible way to go. 😳
Maybe not as bad as my Aunt Mabel though... after she got cancer from smoking they cut off her breasts. Then 6 months later they gave her a 'special operation' - said they were saving her life. She had to crap in a bag on her side. It wasn't long though before the feces was coming out of her mouth and she died.
Smoke away partner.
Originally posted by arrakisI hear once that the amount of smoking related deaths is equivalant of 1 jumbo jet per day crashing . Shocking ? Then they said that the amount of deaths from eating fatty foods is equal to 3 jumbo jets per day going down .
I remember my Uncle Virgil... he was a wild, partying, woman's man. One time when the price of cigarettes went so high he said he'd smoke "anything" and started smoking some straw weeds just to prove his point!
Poor Uncle Virgil... he died in a sanitarium gasping for air. Died of emphazema. Horrible way to go. 😳
Maybe not as bad as my Aunt Mabel thoug ...[text shortened]... though before the feces was coming out of her mouth and she died.
Smoke away partner.
Eat away , fat boy .
Originally posted by slimjimI didn't ever train anyone to do anything except put windscreens into Minis... and I never wrote that Japanese wives are anything other than subservient. Actually, my wife's taking good care of me, and giving me only what the doctor says is good for me.
Didn't I read a post the other day claiming that Japanese women were the best because you had her trained as you walked in the door she was at your beck and call. Now you can't even get her to give a you a smoke? Hmm. Seems like one of those posts smells a lot like BS to me.😉
On Sunday I couldn't have smoked even if I'd had fags, Monday I was just about alive, but yesterday I felt the withdrawal syptoms hit hard. I still got the crave this morning, but it's passing, and I think I might as well make an effort to give up smoking now that I've gone 4 DAYS WITHOUT A FAG!!!.
Originally posted by c99uxI'll bring a pack down. Any chance on getting compensated for the train? (4,000 yen).
*gasp*
please, just one, I need a fag...
*whimper*
On second though, I'll just take some of your shochu. Doesn't sound like you'll be drinking it. Does wifey know how to mix an apple chu-hi?
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Originally posted by Saint NickEven I can make apple chu-hi.
I'll bring a pack down. Any chance on getting compensated for the train? (4,000 yen).
On second though, I'll just take some of your shochu. Doesn't sound like you'll be drinking it. Does wifey know how to mix an apple chu-hi?
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I prefer it with umeboshi and hot water though.