Good food Wrong time?

Good food Wrong time?

I eat chocolate before bed because it gives me incredibly vivid dreams that are insane.
I will usually jump out of bed in the middle of the night and say..."Whoa! That was crazy"

...and then I eat more chocolate because I keep it on my bedside table so I can have more crazy dreams.

I also eat potato chips when I wake up in the morning because that is when they taste the best.
(I think Brits call them crisps?)

I'm sure everyone has food habits that are abnormal but try eating a lot of chocolate before bed!

@very-musty said
Good food Wrong time?

I eat chocolate before bed because it gives me incredibly vivid dreams that are insane.
I will usually jump out of bed in the middle of the night and say..."Whoa! That was crazy"

...and then I eat more chocolate because I keep it on my bedside table so I can have more crazy dreams.

I also eat potato chips when I wake up in the morning becaus ...[text shortened]...

I'm sure everyone has food habits that are abnormal but try eating a lot of chocolate before bed!

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Please see a dietician.

@torunn said
... and maybe a dentist.

I say skip 1-3.

@trev33 said
I say skip 1-3.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
You think the armadillo will want you if you are not mentally stable with good teeth?

@relentless-red said
And if your diet results in an ulcer, Armadillos particularly dislike duodenal ulcers.

@great-big-stees said
I "tested" my Armadillo and he had no idea what a duodenal ulcer was.

@relentless-red said
Just wait until you are sleeping.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
A plan of action:

1. See a dietician
2. See a dentist
3. See a therapist
4. Elope with an armadillo

@torunn said
... and maybe a dentist.

@very-musty said
How can I tell if the armadillo is a female?

@very-musty said
How can I tell if the armadillo is a female?