The fattest woman I ever saw was in a cafe outside the Redwood forest in Northern California. She had driblets of ranch dressing pouring down her chin while shoveling a "salad" into her gaping maw. She made me instantly lose my appetite and almost made me lose my onion rings I ate minutes prior. Disgusting.
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Originally posted by darvlayDid you take her home and shag her?
The fattest woman I ever saw was in a cafe outside the Redwood forest in Northern California. She had driblets of ranch dressing pouring down her chin while shoveling a "salad" into her gaping maw. She made me instantly lose my appetite and almost made me lose my onion rings I ate minutes prior. Disgusting.
Edit: Betcha had an all you can eat buffet!
Originally posted by darvlayYou sure it was ranch dressing? 😉
The fattest woman I ever saw was in a cafe outside the Redwood forest in Northern California. She had driblets of ranch dressing pouring down her chin while shoveling a "salad" into her gaping maw. She made me instantly lose my appetite and almost made me lose my onion rings I ate minutes prior. Disgusting.
I think Northern CA is home to the fattest people in the world.
Originally posted by joshbgosh10592There were 3 robbers running away from the cops
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They headed down an alley and saw 3 barrels. They each junped in 1
The police came along and kicked the 1st barrel
"Wolf, wolf" the robber said hesitating
They kicked the next one
"meow, meow"
They went to the 3rd 1 who was real nervous
they kicked it
"Potatoes, Potatoes"
Originally posted by joshbgosh10592about a recent wedding that took
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place at Sydney University. It was in the local
newspaper and even Alan Jones mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open Their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
bride Having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions For a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, (rude word)you!". Then he turned to his bride and said (rude word) you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm Outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after> Finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with
the charade as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has guts. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial Out of this?:
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> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
>friends......................................$32,000.
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> Wedding photographs commemorating the
>occasion.....................................................$3,000.
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> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
>Maui.............................................$8,500.
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> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
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