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Originally posted by znsho
What goes in dry and hard, comes out soft and sticky and gives great pleasure?

Chewing gum (or, a tea bag).
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1.Can you cry under water?
2.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3.If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
4.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
5.Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
6.Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
7.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
8.What disease did cured ham actually have?
9.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
10.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
11.If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
12.If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
13.Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
14.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
15.How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
16.Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
17.If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
18.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
19.Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
20.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
21.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
22.Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
23.When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
24.If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
25.Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
26.If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
27.Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
28.Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
29.What do you call male ballerinas?
30.Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
31.If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
32.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
33.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
34.Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
35.Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
36.Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
37.Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
38.Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

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Originally posted by Bonfa
Good 1
heres 1
these r cool questions




1.Can you cry under water?
2.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3.If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
4.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
5.Why do you have to "put your two cents ...[text shortened]... out the window?
39.Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
Pardon?

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Originally posted by kyue
Pardon?
I got this from my poppa's email
so i cut and paste it
i didn't read it all

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A chinese boy came 2 australia and he wanted to learn english
So he asked his mum if she new any english words
she said "ME,ME,ME!!"
He wanted to learn more so he went to a chinese restaurant and saked the owner if he knew any english words
he said "knife and fork, knife and fork."
He then went to a lollie store and saw that the owner was chinese and asked him
he said "GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS!"
As he was walking outside he saw a murded body
Then suddenly an australian police came along
"Who murded this poor man" he asked
The chinese boy said "ME,ME,ME!!"
"With what?"
"knife and fork, knife and fork."
"THATS IT YOUR GOING TO JAIL"
"GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS!"

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what's the similarities between michael jackson and an xbox

they r both plastic and both played with children

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Originally posted by Bonfa

4.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Only the crappy cheap meat is round.

Stop eating it. Buy some good York ham instead!

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I didnt originally write it
it was cut and paste

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Originally posted by Bonfa
I didnt originally write it
it was cut and paste
Don't you think that if you didn't write it yourself, you should at least mention that you copied and pasted it, and if you do know who wrote it, mention their names/site?

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Originally posted by kyue
Pardon?
He already did if you took time to read his posts.
!

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sorry
my poppa sent it 2 me
i dont know where he got it from

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Wrong quote sorry folks...but he DID already mention it before just now as to where it came from.

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Originally posted by BishopofPower
He already did if you took time to read his posts.

Wrong quote sorry lads!
It just seemed so...unattached...

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Originally posted by BishopofPower
He already did if you took time to read his posts.
!
thanx

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Originally posted by shavixmir
It just seemed so...unattached...
well i got rid of those little things that you had in your other post joke
and i neatened it up a bit

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Originally posted by Bonfa
well i got rid of those little things that you had in your other post joke
and i neatened it up a bit
That was very considerate yes. I agree.