Goodbye Trains44? Wasn't that an Elton John hit?!
Goodbye Trains44
Though I never knew you at all
You had Fritz to help yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the forums
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you cheat in games
And it seems to me you played your chess
Like a Grandmaster only could
Never knowing who to cling to
When the Mods set in
And I would have liked to have played you
But I was just a kid
Your cheating ways burned out long before
You were ranked in the top 10
Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
RHP created a superstar
And banning was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh Bowmann still hounded you
All the Mods had to say
Was that Trains violated Section 3(b)
Goodbye Trains44
>From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as the new cheating barsteward
Even more than our Ironman31