yes, he is civil.
he is also boring.
is kindness and goodness boring ? no.
is the presentation boring. yes.
i do not like shav or seitse for the same reason...they are also boring...
grampy displays "kindness" ( but in a boring way )....shav and seitse ( show their testicles and their butts {history of posts} IN A BORING WAY ( after thirty posts it really does get very boring ).
what is the remedy.
witticism based on the human condition ( thank god for oscar wilde..gay as he may have been...what an entertaining life...)...or...
...the life of the observant cynic..et al..
if this site had better mods moldy crow or exspressive outburst, etc. would not have left.
....die bastards ! ( i am not witty..i just throw the dart at the center...do you feel the pain ? ).
Originally posted by Frank BurnsYour punctuation is horrendous! (exclamation)
Your punctuation is horrendous. Now go fetch me a beer.
Now, go fetch me a beer. (imperative with the need for a comma (pron. Comma) as 'now' was a fragment of the sentence.) 😀
Your punctuation is horrendous! Now, go fetch me a beer. 😉
Originally posted by reinfeldOh! Oh! Do me next!
yes, he is civil.
he is also boring.
is kindness and goodness boring ? no.
is the presentation boring. yes.
i do not like shav or seitse for the same reason...they are also boring...
grampy displays "kindness" ( but in a boring way )....shav and seitse ( show their testicles and their butts {history of posts} IN A BORING WAY ( after thirty p ...[text shortened]... e bastards ! ( i am not witty..i just throw the dart at the center...do you feel the pain ? ).
Originally posted by reinfeldYes. We totally agree, Reinfield. Keen observation of the human condition, brutal insight,
yes, he is civil.
he is also boring.
is kindness and goodness boring ? no.
is the presentation boring. yes.
i do not like shav or seitse for the same reason...they are also boring...
grampy displays "kindness" ( but in a boring way )....shav and seitse ( show their testicles and their butts {history of posts} IN A BORING WAY ( after thirty p ...[text shortened]... e bastards ! ( i am not witty..i just throw the dart at the center...do you feel the pain ? ).
understated wit, entertainment value and presentation form all matter. Boring's painful.
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Originally posted by reinfeldThis is not the first time you've mentioned Oscar...
( thank god for oscar wilde..gay as he may have been...what an entertaining life.
... but what precisely can you intend by the expression "gay as he may have been" ? There's something about feasting with panthers that makes you truly uncomfortable, is there not? The Secret Life of Oscar Wilde (Neil McKenna, 2006) should serve to put you in the picture.
Don't fight it!
( thank god for oscar wilde..gay as he may have been...what an entertaining life...)...
If you want to read more about Oscar Wilde's entertaining life, I would recommend the books "Oscar Wilde" by Philippe Jullian and "De profundis" by Oscar Wilde himself that he wrote from the prison in Reading to his lover Lord Alfred Douglas.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Masturbation
Masturbation is the stage of the water cycle that takes place between precipitation and evaporation. This stage is often overly simplified, or skipped entirely in schools, as a means of protecting the innocence of young children, though understanding masturbation is crucial to having a true understanding of the water & rain cycle.
It has been proven that only 2% of the female population masturbates (while an even smaller amount orgasms from this) though an unrelated study also shows 98% of women are liars. On the other hand, 99.989% of the male popluation masturbates (while an even larger amount orgasms from this; strange but true statistics). The 0.011% of the male population that does not masturbate include extreme religious fanatics and men lacking a penis (poor fellas).
Masturbation is not to be confused with masterbation which is rubbing something masterfully.
Master Bei-Shun was a Ping-Pong philosophy master born in China in 2678 BC. His only job in life he had inherited from his father, and it consisted in rubbing, energetically ,a broomstick; in order for it to be squeeky clean at all times (which was taken literally, the broomstick was therefore never used). He was so good at his job with his hands that he was considered a master in handjob. Sometimes he spat or blew on the broomstick as a means of cleaning. This was known as a blowjob, and he once again was a highly respected master of the discipline. Some historians have suggested Master Bei-Shun to be a person of the homosexual confession. This ridiculous attempt to stain the Master's name is evidently the work of Sub-Saharian Cambodian anarcho-syndicalist scum to destabilize Occidental culture and way of life. The Master died a blind man, a result of his daily handjob. This pathology, observed nowadays in many male human specimen, has been dubbed Fappid Eye Movement by the medical community.
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Originally posted by mikelomhttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Masturbation [accessed 12th July 2010]
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Masturbation
Masturbation is the stage of the water cycle that takes place between precipitation and evaporation. This stage is often overly simplified, or skipped entirely in schools, as a means of protecting the innocence of young children, though understanding masturbation is cr ...[text shortened]... many male human specimen, has been dubbed Fappid Eye Movement by the medical community.
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Oscar, too, frequently overlooked the need to credit his sources...
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Originally posted by MathurineYour point being?
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Masturbation [accessed 12th July 2010]
Oscar, too, frequently overlooked the need to credit his sources...
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It's funny and witty. Why not post it? We get enough fretting fret from youtube. What's wrong with enrichened sources of humour? Or are you just a deadloss completely?
You fail miserably in your sense of attemps at misdemeanour. Maybe you should concentrate more on religious indoctrination and antroposophical BS.