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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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A piece of string walks into a bar and the barman says 'Are you a piece of string? We don't serve pieces of string in here.' and the piece of string says 'No, I'm a fraid not.

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Originally posted by Starrman
A piece of string walks into a bar and the barman says 'Are you a piece of string? We don't serve pieces of string in here.' and the piece of string says 'No, I'm a fraid not.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducked. 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducked. 😕
HA! classic!

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What did Geronimo shout when he jumped out of an airplane?



Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducked. 😕
Two seals walk into a club...

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Originally posted by darvlay
Two seals walk into a club...
Now we're getting an inkling of what we mean by quality.

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Originally posted by duecer
nobody's hijacking my threads and attacking me in them, that would account for about 80% of what is posted in your threads. maybe that's a good place to start.
Yes! Let's all hijack duecer's threads and attack him in them!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Yes! Let's all hijack duecer's threads and attack him in them!
plz do!😏

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Greatest things in the world since sliced bread...



Automobiles, incredible advances in medicine, refrigeration, laptops, the internet, indoor plumbing, toilet paper and ballpoint pens.

What else comes to your mind?[/b]
Five simple words: Yes, No, Please, Okay, Thanks.

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P&J of course! What would sliced bread be without 'em?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Five simple words: Yes, No, Please, Okay, Thanks.
especially plz and thks

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Five simple words: Yes, No, Please, Okay, Thanks.
Sliced bread has only been around since 1928. I would hope that the
five simple words you list have been in vogue a lot longer than that.

Okay? 😉

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Sliced bread has only been around since 1928. I would hope that the
five simple words you list have been in vogue a lot longer than that.

Okay? 😉
"Sliced bread has only been around since 1928."



Uniformly sliced bread came along within the past hundred years. Bread's been sliced one way or another since the first loaf popped

out of a cave oven, long ago, in a rugged yet simpler time before the invention of cookie cutters and adherence to the group norm.

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